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Aik dafa sardar jee aur unn kei begum soay hooy thay. Raat ko sardarni ney uth kar shor macha dia..sardar jee utho ..sardar jee utho..sadar jee ghabra kar uthay aur poocha kia ho gya hay. Sardanrni boli kay billy doodh pee gayi hay. Sardar jee ghussay say bolay kay issi liay tum ko kehta hoon kay qameez pehan kar soya karo.

ek larka apnay dost say pheli poochta hai.woh kahta hai kat bataoo ek aadmi doodh peetay peetay margaeyya bataoo kisay?dosra larka kahta hai doodh main zaher ho ga woh kahta hai nain.woh kahta hai kay mujay nain pata tum bataoo.woh kahta hai kay bhaans bhet gaye thi.hahaha

Aik Man (mother) apnay baitay se kehti hay keh jao baita doodh le aaa. to woh larka doodh le ker wapas aa raha hota hay aur road cross kerta hay to aik gari (car) aa jati hay aur woh haron daiti hay keh ""PPP"" to woh larka sara doodh pe jata hay. jab ghar wapas ata hay to us ke man kehti hay keh baita doodh kahan gia hay to larka kehta hay keh aami main aa raha tha keh kisi nay peechay se awaz di ke ""PPPP"" to main sara doodh pi gia. ha ha ha ha maza aya.
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orat k doodh k 5 faiydy he
1.bili chura nhe skti
2.boil kerna nhe perta
3.her umer k merd ki pasand
4.khobsoorat packing me destiyab
5.aik k sath dosra free

DO BACHEY EIK DUSREY K FRIEND HOTEY HAIN.DONO CLASS ROOM MEIN HOTEY HEIN.UN MEIN SAI EIK DUSREY SAI BOLTA HAI YAAR AAJ KAL DOODH BHOT MEHNGA HOGAYA HAI.DUSRA JAWAB DEY TA HAI PAR HAMREY GHAR MEIN TU SAB KO FREE MILTA HAI MUJHEY MERY BHAI KO MERY PAPA KO.PEHLA WALA HERAN HOKAR POUCHTA YEH KIS TARHA MUMKIN HAI.DUSRA JAWAB DEYTA HAI KYOUN KAY MERI MOM KI DO DOODH KI FACTRIES HAIN.

LARA BUSH china k vizat par gayi to wahan 1gari par kuch likha huwa dekha.use aisa laga jese koi diziyn he.us ne apni shirt par wohi diziyn print karwa lia.jub 1 shoping hall main gayi to logon ne hansna shuru kar dia.lara bush bohat preshan hui.1 chines ko bula k ,,,,sub log meri taraf dekh k kiun hans rahe hen?chines,..,madom apko pata he apki shirt pe kia likha he?lara,..NO.chines.,.,ye chines lang main likha,,,,,YAHAN KHALIS DOODH DASTYAB HE[,,,,SHOAIB IQBAL,,,]#]

bistre marg par lete hue pathan ko docter bola,apke bachne ka 1 hi rasta he.kisi orat ka doodh pi len to ap bach jayen ge warna kal tak mar jayen ge.pathan ne apni bivi ko sara maamla bataya.us ki bivi hamsai k pas gayi or minnat samajat ki .pehle to wo na mani/phir kehne lagi theek he bheg do apne khawand ko,khan sb aye or apni khurak ka istamaal shuru kar dia.orat ko khujli hona shuru ho gayi ,kehne lagi ,,orkuch chahiye to bata do?khan sab,nain bari meharbani.thori der bad phir boli abhi moqa he kuch chahiye to bata do,khan sab..nain g meharbani.jub orat full garam ho gayi bardasht se bahir ho gaya to kehne lagi,,khan sab kia masla he tum mard nai ho bar bar keh rahi hun kuch or chahiye to batao tumhen samajh hi nahin ati/.//.khan sab././acha ap itna takalluf kar rahi hen to doodh k sath 2 bakar khani khila den[shoaib iqbal]#