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Iss Imtehan Mai Hon,DIL Ka Hisab Kis Ko Don..?
Hisab_e_Ishq Peh Likhi Kitab Kis Ko Don..?

Har ik Shakhs Ko Mujse Bohat Muhabbat Hai,
Sawal Ye Hai Wafa Ka Jawab Kis Ko Don..?

Mera Khuloos,Muhabbat,Wafa,Hai Sab K Liye..
Sochta Hon K Lab_e_Lubab Kis Ko Don..?

Mere Liye To Sabi Loog ik Jese Hen,
Sukoon Kis Ko Don,Mai Iztiraab Kis Ko Don..?

Hujoom_e_Husn K Mele Mai Sochta Hon Mai..!
K Apne Haath Mai Thama "GULAB" Kis Ko Don...!

Don"t Think About The Materials Things,
Peoples Loves The Way you Behave Them.

Shakespear said don?t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don?t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy

Once upon a time there were three guys.one was American one was Russian and third one was Pakistani.
one day they sit together and started gossiping ,American said that ""in our country there are so many fighter plans and they fly in the skies"" the two guys said ""really fly in the skies?"" American said ""no just beneath the sky"" then Russian said ""in our country there are so many Torpedos ships and they float deep in the sea"" the guys said ""really deep in the sea?"" Russian said "" no just up of the sea"" then Pakistani said ""in our country people eat at nose"" the American and Russian were surprised to hear that and said that""really eat at nose?"" the Pakistani said ""no just beaneath the nose"" HAHAHAHAHA

An aged Kanjibhai and his wife, Rupaben were leaning against the edge of their chicken pen ,when the Rupaben wistfully recalled that the next week they would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

Let--s have a party, Muna na Bapuji , she suggested. Let--s party with some Chicken Tikka.

Kanjibhai lifted his cap and scratched his grizzled head.

Rupa , he finally answered, I don--t see why the chicken should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.

Once a boy was on the road, suddenly he saw a beautiful woman standing at the bus stop waiting for a bus,alone. the man thought that this was his lucky day so he stopped his car near her and asked her to have a ride with him. she was also in a hurry so she accepted his invitation. the boy turned his car to a five star hotel for a tea. the girl ,knowing all this, said to the boy lovingly dear,i just want to say THREE words to you-- the boy was very happy that she will say I LOVE YOU to him and then thay will kiss but the girl said to him KISS MY ASS and leave the car. ha ha ha .....
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Never kiss a policewomen because she will say hands up. Never kiss a nurse she will say next please. Always kiss a teacher she will say repeat it 5 times ......IF U LLLL.................................. 03214091153

A sardar?s wife died. Sardar sahib was calm but Sardar wife?s lover was weeping very badly.
Sardar sahib consoled him, ?Don?t worry yaar. I will marry.?


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pls God marry me with intelligent man

god replied: thats impossible,

because intelligent men don--t get married




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