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us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de,
par us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhe pyar kare.
kuyn k tum duniya ke liye koi ek ho par kisi ke liye tum sari duniya ho.

Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation.
Praying & crying in Toilet: Hey Wahe Guru...Ya toh JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN nikal de.

Bhoolne Waale Se Koyi Keh De Zara,
Iss Tarah Yaad Aane Se Kya Faaida.
Jab Mere Dil Ki Duniya Basaani Nahin,
Phir Khayaalon Mein Aane Se Kya Faaida.

Once there was a crow, pind vich renda c o, 1 din talli utee betha c o, 1 chirri dy pechy pey gya c o, chiri dy pio ne kuttya crow, sherminda gya c ho, huun cherri nu pehan ji kenda c o, Moral:kisy de dhe pehan nu na cherro

Waqt Tou Humey Bhula Chuka Hai,
Muqaddar Bhi Na Bhula De,
Ishq Dil Se hum Isiliye Nahi Karte,
Kyunkii Darte Hain Koi Phir Se Na Rula De

Ek bete machis jala kar aata hai aur kyatha hai abu ji abu ji aa ki hain aage se bete khetha hai abu ji aa jawani de shole ne...?

Ek Molvi: Film actor k pass masjid ka chanda mangnay gaya,
Actor:ap log to kahtay hain k hamara pesa haram hai,
Molvi: G is amount se ham Latreenain banain gay,
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M. Tahir
Gujranwala.
Cell # : 0345-6480039

us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de, par us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhe pyar kare. kunki tum duniya ke liye koi ek ho par kisi ke liye tum sari duniya ho.


Aftab khan