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When A Boy Goes On A Date,
He Wonders If He Is Going To Get Lucky.
But A Girl Already Knows... =P

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas..
Pogo He Bujhaye Yeh Piyaas... ;->

Khuda kre k naya saal mujhe raas aajae,
Jo mera hai wo mere pas aajae,
Main sara saal akela na rahun
Meri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae.
(Ameen)

Wife:honey,What R U Looking 4?

Husband: Nothing

Wife:why Have U Been Reading Our Marriage Certificate 4 An Hour ?

Husband: I Was Just Looking 4 The Expiry Date

Asif Zardari Aur Nawaz Sharif Bethay Hian Naraaz
Qyounka Sheren Rahman Ko Date Pa Lay Gia Hay Faraz'

Aik Aadmi ne Sardar Jee se Poocha

Aqal bari ya bhains??

Sardar ji ne kaha zara sochnay do

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Sardar ne kaha

Oye Phle donon ki date of birth to batao.