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main ne aik dafa apni ammi se kaha ke main london ja rahene hoon to aami ne kaha ke nahin jao magar main apni zid per arre rahe to usi din mere mamoo agaye mere mamoo mujh se bauhoot piyar kerten hain main ne mamoo se kahe yeh baat to mere mamoo ne kaha ke punjab chalo ge main en kaha ke nahin kehne lage hum london ko punjab kehten hain haahhahhahha

iak dafa ka zikar ha kisy station pear ik bhikari ata wo sab sa iakhi bat kh raha tha iak ropy ka sawal ha baba sab kh rahy tha maff karo lakin jab wo iak mosafir ka pass gia us sa kha ka iak rope ka sawal ha us na kha tamater khao us 2,3 bar kha phir us na yahi jawab dia to us sasamny waly na kha ya totla ha kh raha ha kama kar khon hhahhahahahha acha ha na

aik dafa ka aik office main aik pathan kam karta tha woo apna malik ka sab sa khass admi tha aik raat ko uss patahan ka malik pathan ko office main akala poori raat ka lian choor gaya or office ke aik aik cheez lock kar gaya yahan tak ka bath room bhi pathan ko raat ko 3 baja tati aa na lagi to bachara pathan bara parashan hoa uss na soocha ka kyun na main mooza (socks) main tati kar loon uss na mooza (socks) main tati to karli uss ka baad woo sooch na laga ka yaar main yaa mooza(socks) kidher phankoo to uss ka dimag main aik baat aai ka main yaa mooza (socks) pankh (fan)ka upper rakh doon pathan mooza (socks) pankha (fan) ko upper rak ka soo jata hai subha woo uth ka galti sa pankha (fan) chala daata hai to uss ki tati office ki sari deewaroon pe lag jati hai to uss ka baad pathan jamadaar ko bulata hai or uss sa boolta hai ka yaar ya saari deewaroon ko saaf kar da main tumhain 10 rupa doonga jamadaar kafi daar tak charoon taraf daakhta hai ka baad pathan sa boolta hai ka yaar main tughay 100 rupa doonga phala tu yaa bata ka tu na asa tati kei kasa ..........................................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahah