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eik dafa do doost baatein ker rahe hote hain to eik admi doosre ko kehta hai ke aaj tak jo aadmi hi is pahari (mountain) per charha hai woh kabhi wapas nahi aaya.Doora aadmi para pereshaan hua aur bola kion uper koi jin bhoot hai,pehla addmi bola nahi asal main baat yeh haikeh woh ddosri taraf se utar jata hai.

1 DAFA 1 CHOOR 1 GHAR MAIN JAATA HAY JAHAAN 1 BOHOOT MOTEE AURAAT RAHTEE HAY WO AURAAT CHOOR KE AAHAAT SUN KAR USS KO DHAAKAA DAY KAR US KAY SEENAY PAAR BEATH JATEE HAY OR AAPNAY NOKAR KO AAWAAZ DAY KAR KAHTEE HAY ""ABAY O KARMOO JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA KAR LAA GHAR MAIN CHOOR AAYA HAY"" THORI DAIR BAAD PHIR NOKAAR KO KAHTEE HAY""ABAY O KARMOO JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA KAR LAA GHAR MAIN CHOOR AAYA HAY"" NOKAR KAHTA HAY BYGAM SAHAAB MARE CHAAPAAL NAHEE MIL RAHEE , CHOOR BAYCHARAY KAA BORAA HAAL HO GAYA HOTA HAY WOH KAHTAA HAY KAY ""AABAY KAMBAKTH KARMOO CHAPAAL MARE LAY LAY MAGAR JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA DAY""

aik dafa ak adami ney apni bewi say kaha k kal mera dost a raha hai us ki ""naak"" bohut lambi hai, tum kutch iss
baray main mut kehna.
kal jub dost ayya to us ki bewi ney kaha aap ki naak main kitni chini dallon.

Aik Dafa Teen aadmi bathaiy thay kay aik nay kaha kay america main aik aisa bacha paida huwa jiska haat nahi thaa unhonnain nakli haat laga dia aaj woh mana waah boxer hay doosray nain kaha yeay konsi see badi baat hay india main aik aisa bachhapaida huwa jisky aik taang nahi thee unhonnain nakli taang laga di aaj woh mana wah racer tessray nain kaha aisy konsi badi baat hay yeay pakistan main aik aisa bachha paida huwa jiska sar nahi thaa unhonnain kaddu laga diya aaj woh unka wazeer-e-azam hay
(ha ha ha ha)

aik dafa aik aadmi train mai safar kar raha tha woh bohat darr pok tha is lia woh baichara bohat darr raha tha aur ittefaq say train mai lite chaliii gayeee us ko aur bhi darr laga us nay socha kiou na zanjeer kheench kar train ko rukwaa lia jaay so us nay zanjeer khinchi jaisay hai us na yeh kia us ko aik thappar para us nay dobara zanjeer khinchi usay phir thappar para is lia woh chup ho kar bhaith gaya jab light aayee to us nay uthhh kar shore machaya aur kaha k jab mai nay zanjeer khinchi to mujhay thappar kon marr raha tha to us k barabar wali aurat nay kaha k tum zanjeer khinch rahay thay yaa meri chotiiiiiii
hahahhha

ek dafa ek bura admi soya hua tha k us ki khawab mein shetaan ayaa aur us ko kaha k yeh lo ek lakh rupee subha kiss bhi burey admi ko de dena aur kehna k shetan k naam ka ley lo woh admi subha uthh ker ilaqey k badmash k pass jata ha aur kehta ha k yeh ek lakh rupee shetan k naam key ley lo mager woh inkar ker deta ha aur kehta ha k jaoo mein nahin ley sakta kiyon k mein pehley hi bohat bura admi hoon wahan se mayoos ho ker woh ek naikaa k pass jata ha aur us ko kehta ha k yeh lo ek lakh rupee shetan k naam ka ley lo woh bhi inkar ker dete ha k mein nahin ley saktee mein pehley hi gunagaar hoon woh wahan se mauus ho ker ilaqey k inspector k pass jata ha aur kehta ha inspector sahab yeh lo ek lakh rupee shetan k naam ka inspector pehley to us ko ghoorta ha phir achanak apney admion ko awaz de ker kehta ha oyee bachoo is ko ulta latka ker chatrool ker is ki -
woh admmi bara pereshan hota ha k mein to is ko paisee de raha hoon aur yeh merey sath aisa kiyon ker raha ha woh inspector ki minat samajat kerta hua kehta ha k mera qasoor to batao inspector kehta ha k raat ko shetan merey khawab mein bhi ayya tha woh to keh raha tha k 2 lakh hain tum ek hi layee ho nikaloo doosra lakh warna chaloo drawing room .................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eak dafa ka zikar hay kalarkey kahtey hay ,main brown colour ki sarhey phanoon gey kuin kay marey (husband)kay baal brown hain ,duskey larkey khetey hay main too laal colur key sarhey phanoon ghey kuin kay marey main kay baal laal hain , tessrey kheytey hay maim too kaley sarey panhoon gey kuin kay marey main kay baal kaley hain aur jess larkey ki sahdey hoo rhey hooty hay woo khatey hay main koon see sarey phanoon gey mara too main ganja hay..

AIK DAFA KA ZAKAR HA, USTAD NA SAHGARD SA POCHA,KAL KO KAYA KAHTA HAN. SHAGARD NA BATAIA, TOMARROW. USTAD NA KAHA,SHAHBAZ. ACHA PARSOW KO KAYA KAHTA HAN, SHAGARD TOMARRO KO AIK OUR MARROW.

JAJ:
WAKEEL SAHAB AAP AGER MULZIM KO KOI TAJVEEZ (ADVICE) DENA CHAHTEY HEIN TO IS KONEY PE JA KER IN KO KEH SAKTEY HEIN
WAKEEL:
OK MY LORD
(WAKEEL MULZIM KO KONEY PE LE JA KER IS KO KUCH KEHTA HE JAB WAPIS AATA HE TO IS KE SAATH MULZIM NEHI HOTA JAJ HERAAN HO KER POOCHTA HE KE)
JAJ:
MULZIM KAHAAN HE
WAKEEL:
MY LORD ME NE IS KO KHA KE TUM YAHAAN SEY BHAG JAO MEREY PAAS IS SEY ZIADAH ACHI TAJVEEZ NEHI THE

IK DAFA IK AADMI DOCTOR KE PAAS JATA HE AUR DOCTOR KO KEHTA HE KE ME BOHT BEEMAAR (SICK) HOON SAMAJH NEHI AA RHI KAI KAROON.
DOCTOR:
""AAP KO KON SI BEEMARI HE""
AADMI:
WOH SAMNEY IK DRAKHET (TREE) HE IS KE NEECHEY IK KABER (GRAVE) HE IS ME...................
(DOCTOR MAREEZ KI BAAT KO KAATTE HUE KEHTA HE)
DOCTOR:
""AAP YH KIA KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY LAG GAEY HO BEEMARI BATAO KON SI HE.""
AADMI:
""DOCTOR SAHAB MUJHEY KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY KI HI TO BEEMARI HE.