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I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Michel de Montaigne

"If you are lonely when you are alone, you are in bad company."

"Jean-Paul Sartre"

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some one to lean on,
b'coz I'm the one u can always depend on....

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

1. BadAir: When you just can-t wait for the world to come to you.

2. BadAir: We-re Amtrak with wings.

3. Join our frequent near-miss program.

4. On flights, every section is a smoking section.

5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin.

7. Are our jet engines too noisy? Don-t worry. We-ll turn them off.

8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall.

9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

10. The kids will love our inflatable slides.

11. If you think it-s so easy, get your own plane!

12. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?

13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

14. BadAir: We may be landing on your street.

15. BadAir: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

16. Bring a bathing suit.

17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

18. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.

19. Fly BadAir and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us.

20. BadAir: A real man lands where he wants to.

A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, ""Get
me a coffee quickly!""

The voice from the other side responded,""You fool you-ve dialed the
wrong extension! Do you know who you-re talking
to,dumbo?""

""No"", replied the trainee.

""It-s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!""

The man shouted back, ""And do you know who YOU are talking to, you
fool?""

""No"", replied the Managing Director.

""Thats Good!"", replied the trainee and put down the phone!