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'High class insult'
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." "Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied NO Never!

boy said to girl :see i told you to not to worry‌.

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

a teacher say to her class.one day the whole world will end.
a student gets up and asks
techer on that day will we have a holiday from school ?

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain? teacher nahin kabhi nahin boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi

a teacher asked a student do u no who is mr.newton?
student said yes
the teacher told all the strudents that
he sat near a tree and an apple fall...........
then the student asked if he was sitting in his classroom and listening tohis teacher he would not able to discovergravitational pull.(every one laughed)