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CAT: How old r u?
ELEPHANT: 5 years
CAT: But u look big
ELEPHANT: Nido jo peeta hon,
Behterin nashonuma ki 10 nishaniya.
And how old r u?
CAT: I am 30 years
ELEPHANT: But u look so small
CAT: Ponds lagati hon
Barhti umar jayse tham si gayi hai

EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...

pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha

o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...

doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

This cat message cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat busy cat for cat two cat minutes.
Now read this message again without saying cat.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

In the chase between Cat & Mouse, the mouse mostly wins coz the cat is running for its food & mouse for its life. Purpose is more important than Need!



Aftab khan

how will a rat propose a cat! !



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BILLO RANI KAHO TO ABHI JAAN DE DUN..!!!!

O BILLO RANI...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!