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Bush: Meri pain de kaar munda hoya way.
Musharraf: Mubarak howay.
Bush: par ik masla way.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

ek dafa musharaaf sadar bush aur wachpai ko sazaiee milli tu sab sai phalai wachpai sai phoocha gaya 200 korai khanai sai phalai tumharee kiya khowaish hai tu us nai kaha kai korai marnai sai phailai mere peet per takiya baand doo is tarha woh buch gaya
phir sadar bush ki baree ayee us sai bhi yea hi phoocha gaya kai 200 korai khanai sai phalai tumharee kiya khowaish hai us nai kaha mere peet per doo tukiyea band doo is tarha woh bhi buch gaya
jab sader musharaaf ki baree ayee tu us sai bhi yea hi phoocha gaya kai 200 korai khanai sai phailai tumharee akhree kiya khowaish hai tu us nai kaha kai mujhe tum loog 1000 korai maroo muger mere peet per wachpai aur musharaaf ko baand doo.. hahaahhahaha
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honto par smile day raha hoon
badlay main khoon kai oil day raha hoon
aglay haath say phool day raha hoon
aur pichlay haath sai mesile phenkh raha hoon
aik jnug karao aur aik bilkul free de raha hooon
karobar kai naye naye styles de raha hoon

kajol says bush how r u bush says kabhi khushi kabhi gham bush says kajol how r u kajol says kabhi bush kabhi bomb

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box.
The little boy said, Republicans.

The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, Atta boy!

A few weeks later Bush was jogging again, this time with Dick Cheney in tow. Bush stopped at the boy--s house, winked at Dick and said, Hey kid, what kind of pupies are in the box?

The boy said, Democracts

Bush looked crushed, saying, What happened? A few weeks ago they were Republicans!

The boy said, Well, the puppies opened their eyes.

Bush, Manmohan(indian prime minister), Aishwarya rai and Sonia(sonia gandhi head of opposition in indian goverment) are traveling in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed.

Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.


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Bush ne bivi ko surprise dene k lie Naqli darhi moonchen laga k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya .adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun per hath phera or khushi se ucchal kar boli USAMA tum aj phir a gaye?????
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ONE DAY THE PRISEDENT BUSH GOES MENTAL ALLIMENT AIK PAGAL NAY UN SAY PUCHA KAY TUM KUN HO PRISEDENT SAYS MY NAME IS BUSH PAGAL SAYS YAHAAN ANAY SAY PEHLAY MAIN BI YAHEE KEHTA THA.
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Bush ka ?Kutta? bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay?

Bush Meri sister da Munda Hoya

Musharraf: Mubarak hoo

Bush: Per afsos de Gal a

Musharraf: Ki?

Bush: Baap da pata nahe

Musharraf: Koi gal nai Usama tay pa dio

Bush ka ?Kutta? bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Ek ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay?:

BUSH TO PATHAN.
Tum hum ko OSAMA lado hum tum ko TITANIC wali larki de ga,
PATHAN.
khochay hum tum ko OSAMA dega par
hum ko TITANIC wali larki nahi larka chahiye.

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.
Hallo, Mr. Bush!, a heavily accented voice said. This is Sheeda from Chuk no -3, District Gujrat, Pakistan. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!

Well, Sheeda, Bush replied, This is indeed important news! How big is your army?

Right now, said Sheeda, after a moment--s calculation, there is myself, my cousin Basheera, my next door neighbor Karam Deen, and the entire kabaddi team from the village. That makes eight

Bush paused. I must tell you, Sheeda that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.

BLOODY Hell said Sheeda.l have to ring you back!
Sure enough, the next day, Sheeda called again.
Mr. Bush, it is Sheeda, I أ¢m calling from Chuk no-3 Gujrat, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!

And what equipment would that be, Sheeda? Bush asked.

Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amjad--s tractor.
Bush sighed. I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, i have increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.
Oh teri (oops) said Sheeda. I have to get back to you.
Sure enough Sheeda rang again the next day. Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne Weأ¢ve modified Amjad--s tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pinda--s generator. Four boys from Sahiwal have joined us as well!
Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, i have increased my army to TWO MILLION!

Tera pala hove .. said Sheeda, I have to ring you back.
Sure enough, Sheeda called again the next day. Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.
Iأ¢ m sorry to hear that, said Bush. Why the sudden change of heart?

Well, said Sheeda, we have all had a long chat over a couple of days and decided there is no way we can feed two million prisoners!!.
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