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Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai
Woh tera paas nah hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai
Woh mera teri aankhon ke samandar main uttar jaana
Aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana
Teri awaaz ke saher se nah nikal paana
Tujh ko dekhna aur bey-khudi se dekhte jaana
Bohat chaha in guzre hue lamhon ko nah sochoon
Nah teri yaad main reh ke tere saath ka sochoon
Bhoola doon saari yaadon ko ke jin se Dil tarapta hai
Ke jin se tais uthti hai ke jin se dard hota hai
Magar jab raat aati hai tou teri yaad aati hai
Tere hi khuwaab hote hain teri hi baat hoti hai
Tou tay paaya ab mumkin nahi tujh ko bhoola dena
Teri yaad main rehna tujhe hi sochte rehna
Tujhe jab yaad karte hain tou Dil apna tarapta hai
Woh tera paas nah hona bohat mehsoos hota hai...

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mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai

woh mera teri aankhon k samander main uttar jaana
aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana

teri awaaz k sehar se na nikal paana
tujh ko dekhna aur bey khudi se dekhte jaana

bohat chaha in guzre hue lamhon ko na sochoon
na teri yaad main reh k tere saath ka sochoon

bhoola doon saari yaadon ko ke jin se Dil tarapta hai
k jin se thees uthti hai k jin se dard hota hai

magar jab raat aati hai tou teri yaad aati hai
terey hi khuwaab hote hain teri hi baat hoti hai

tou tay paaya ab mumkin nahi tujh ko bhoola dena
teri yaad main rehna tujhe hi sochte rehna

tujhe jab yaad karte hain tou Dil apna tarapta hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mehsoos hota hai...

Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai
woh mera teri aankhon ke samandar main uttar jaana
aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana
teri awaaz ke saher se na nikal paana
tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaana
bohat chaha in guzre hue lamhon ko na sochoon
na teri yaad main reh ke tere saath ka sochoon
bhoola doon saari yaadon ko ke jin se Dil tarapta hai
ke jin se tais utth ti hai ke jin se dard hota hai
magar jab raat aati hai to teri yaad aati hai
tere hi khuwaab hote hain teri hi baat hoti hai
to tay paaya ab mumkin nahi tujh ko bhoola dena
teri yaad main rehna tujhe hi sochte rehna
tujhe jab yaad karte hain to Dil apna tarapta hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mehsoos hota hai.

Bohat see aisii batain hain
ju mairay dil main rehti hain,
magar jub tumsay milta hon
sunana bhool jata hon.

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain ge chal be chal aagay chal.

Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay
Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay
Jab Sath Na De Koi Tou Awaz Hamain Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Hongay Tou Lout Ke Aaengay

aik dafa aik aadmi thaa jo apni gayain ka bohat khiyaal rakhta thaa, aik dafaa woh bohat thaak gaya to usne apne nokar ko kaha ke woh us ka khiyaal rakhay. nokar ne kaha theek hai. raat hogayee nokar betha raha gayain ke pass. pata nahi kab uski aankh lagayee aur woh sogaya. soba hogayee malik aya aur apni gayain ko ghayab dekh kar bohat ghussa hoa. us ne nokar ko bulaya aur poocha kia hoa. nokar ne bola... raat ke bara bajrahe the, setare samak rahe the, kutay bhoonk rahe thee, chor dewaar phalang ke aaye aur gayain ko utha ke legaye. malik ko bohat ghussa aya us ne ja kar police ko phone lagaya aur kaha: din ke bara baj rahe the, kutay chamak rahe thee, sitare bhoonk rahe the, dewaar aayee gayain ko phalaang ke choroon ko utha ke legayee.
eeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!

ek bohat barra monster ek ship me saffar kar raha hotta ha,,,aur jitne b ship me log hotta ha unhe kehta ha ke...app me se koi b aghar bahir pani mein apni koi b chothi se chothi chiz phenke ga,,mein usse 2 min me pani se dhoondh kar woh chiz app ko wapis de donga...
acha to ek musafir...apne sir ka baal pani me phemkta ha aur kehta ha ke jao isse 2 min me talash kar ke merre samne pesh karro..woh monster pani me kood jatta hai aur woh baal usse ke hath me de detta hai....phir ek aur musafir apni ring pani me phenkta hai aur kehta hai ke jao isse talaash kar ke lao,,monster 2 min tak us ki ring usse talaash kar ke usse la detta hai...phir ek 3 musafir soch mein parh jatta ha ke yaar mein aissi kaun si chiz pani me phenko..achanak usse khayaal atta hai..ke kyoon na m ein pani mein ek zorr daar BAD/hawa marro....usse woh kaisse dhoondh ke laega......hahahahaha