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Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

Every little part of my body, with my
1 Heart'
2 Eyes'
5 Litre blood'
206 bones'
1.2million Red Cells'
60 trillion D.N.A.'s'
ALL wishing you all the best

Every body loves you
when you love every body.

No one love you
if you do not love any one.

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.
Mohandas Gandhi

From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.
Edvard Munch

Sardar jee apnay doost k saath body building ka mukabila daikhnay chaley gae.. wahan bohat say tun saaz apni apnai body dikha rahey thay...sardar jee k doost nay aik body builder ko daikh ker kaha .... Wah Goro jee kaya body hay ... Sardar jee foren boley... Oo dafa ker a vee koi body a...Looki tay sadi bahan no daikh ker kehnday nay...KAYA body hay....ha ha ha...ufff

Bholaji goes to the doctor and says Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts. The doc says Ok, touch your elbow. Bholaji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain. The doc, surprised,says touch your head. Bholaji touches his head and jumps in agony. The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Every where Bholaji touches it hurts like hell. The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc... and tells Bhola to come back after two days.
Two days later Bhola comes back and the doctor says, We--ve found your problem... Oh yeah? what is it ? --You--ve broken your finger!--

Aik sahab apnay Body guard se kehtay hain k agar mujhe per Hamla ho jaye tu tum kya keroo gay ...
Body Guard:janab main aap ko apni ankhoon k samnay merta huwa nahi dekh sakta.
Malic khushi se......mujhay yaqeen tha k tum aisa hi kahoo gay ......
Body Guard...janab jab aap per Hamla ho ga tu main apni ankhayn Band ker loon ga.....

Why you are so proud to be handsome or beautiful, look at Lebanese, Syrian and Americans, you find nothing yourself? but just a human body?