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aik aadmi apnay ghar mein billi se bohat tang tha tou usay woh kahin chhore aya, ghar aya to billi uss se pehle pohanch gai wo ek bar phri chhore aya to bill phir ghar pohach gaya aur teesri bar jab chhorne gaya to waha se ghar phone kar ke apni begum se poocha kya billi ghar agai hain? biwi ne kaha han agai hai, to aadmi bola acha to phir usay bolo ke muje aa kar le jaye q k me rasta bhool gaya hoon.

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chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or

Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol!

AIK MARTABA AIK AADMI AIK MOOLWI K PASS JATA HAI AUR AUS K HAATH MAIN AIK BILLI HOTI HAI :MOOLWI SAHAB MAIN NEY BILLI K SAATH GHALAT HARKAT KAR DI HAI AB MAIN KYA KAROON : MOLWI KEHTA HAI JAO ANDAR KAMREYY MAIN JA KAR 200 MARTABA ASTAGHFARR PARHO WOH JATA HAI AUR ANDAR JA KAR YEH BHOOL JATA HAI K KITNI BARR PARNI HAI TU WAPAS JATA HAI TU MOOLWI KA SAANS PHOOL RAHA HOTA HAU KEHTA HAI MOOLWI SAHAB KITNI BAR ASTAGHFARR PARNI HAI MOOLWI KEHTA AUS KO CHOOR YEH BATA TU NEY BILLI KAISEY PAKRI THI!

"Chooohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori",,
;
"Dono Milnay Lagay Chori Chori",,
;
"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelein Aankh Macholi"
:
"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli",,
"JAANU SORRY"
"I HATE LOVE STORY" /\../\( '=;='),-''"-,/ ¿¿_)¿_¿_)
MEEEEYAAAOOOOON,,

billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

billi and tilli were two friends who prepared an essay for their exams essay was--my best friend-- but essay which came in exam was --my father-- now billi and tilli wrote this essay fathers and fathers are found everywhere but my best father is mr rizwan he is my class fellow my mother also likes him very much