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Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim
Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijli Chali Gayi

techr:
bijli kahan se ati hai?
stdnt
mere mamoo k gharse!
tech:
who kese?
stdnt
Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki trah ho gae hy FARAZ...

2 ghunta subah nashty se pehle

2 ghunta dopehar khany k bad

Or 2 ghunta raat sonay se pehle

Teacher to Student:Beta batao ke Bijli kaha say ati he.
Student:Humary mamo k ghar say.
Teacher:Wo kasay
Student:Jb b Bijli jati he to papa kahtay he k saaleo fer bijli le gaye ho

Ye baadal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,
ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai.
Kitne din beetay aapko nahaye hue
ye bewaqt barish sirf apke liye hai.

Ek dost ne sardar se poocha yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta hai.

Sardar yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharch hone do

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi !!

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola:

Lagta hai pahunch gai


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TEACHER: BIJLI KAHAN SE AATI HAI?
STUDENT: MERE MAMOON K GHAR SE.
TEACHER: KAISE?
STUDENT: JB BIJLI JATI HAI TO MERE PAPA KEHTE HAINSAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KAR DI


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bijli gai pani aya pervez musharraf nay dhol bajaya be nazir nay gana gaya kajal lga ker quaideazam nay farmaya ashiq banaya ashiq banaya.