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Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME!

It's funny how big of an impact u hv on me. It's like when I see u, u don't even hv to speak all u can do is smile & it can make my day & that's how I remember my reasons 4 loving u

Dedicate time to enjoy, it's the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it's the path to happiness. Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it's source of joy n satisfaction

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

aik dafa kisi sardar se kisy nae time pocha sadar bole aik minute thero btata huon gis hath mae ghadri thi us mae doodh ka glass tha gab time batane ghare dhghe us kae hath se doodh gher gia doseray din pher us admi ne sadar se time pucha us waqat sardar kae hath me lasse ka gallss tha time batate wo glass bhi gher gia tessray din ua admi ne sardar setime pucha sardar ne us admi ko kha tae ajj mae tumhare liyae ghre dosrey hath mea bhand k aya houn takee mujhe see doodh na gher jae leken time batate us nae dono htath uper kiea or pher us see doodh gher gia chothe din jab wo admi time puchne ayia to sardar ne us ko wo ghare hi dade or khaha kae is ghare se mujhe buhut nuksan hae

LIFE IS NOTHIG BUT JOKE
ITS A BIG JOKE AND NOTHING IS BIG THAN JOKE

once upone a time honeykhanw as a baby after many year he is young when he found a cute girl her name is a he love her very much but unfortunality she leaved him so he will be very ill but he descide he make more girl.friends and he never love them only felrt now he is very succsfull in his romance life

aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe aa jaanda hai under ware is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe nahin bhi aanda"" yane ""MAIN NAY TIE IS LIAY PEHAN RAKHE HAI K KABHI KOE AA JAATA HAI OR UNDER WARE IS LIAY PEHNE HAI K KABHI KABHI KOE NAHIN BHI AATA.""

Test center mein test ho raha tha.
Kuch larke kaafi praishan thai kion kai examiner apni seat per nahee baith raha tha , frequently chakar laga raha tha aur larke apni booti(naqal) istamal nahee ker sek rahe thai.
Aik hoshiar(clever) larke nai paper per kuch likh ker examiner ko dia.
Examiner forun(immediately) jaa ker baith giya.
Bus phir kia tha booti chal gayee.
Jab test khatam hua to saab larkoun nai us larke sei poocha kai yar tum nai kia likha tha examiner ko.
Larke nai jawab di yar mein nai likha tha kei sir aap kee pent(trouser) peeche sei phati hui hai.

Two men working in a facory were talking. I know how to get some time off, said one.

How are you going to do that?

Watch, he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied.I--m a lightbulb.

I think you need some time off, the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.

where do you think you--re going? the foreman shouted.

I can--t work in the dark, he said.

Q: why do dogs dont marry?
A:because they r already a dog--s life


BOSS:we r very keen about cleanliness.did u wipe ur feet on mat as u came in
NEW EMPLOYEE: yes sir!
BOSS: we r also very keen about truthfullness.there is no mat


bus may rush ki waja se ek larkey ka hath ek borhey ki jaib se ja laga
borha chilaya: KIA KAR RAHEY HO?
larka(seham kar): MATRIC KAR RAHA HON.


BIWI NE SOHAR SE KAHA
may 5 minutes ka liyey paros may ja rahi hon
15 minutes bad petheli chulhey se utar lena aur ek ghuntey bad baby ko feeder se dodh pila kar sula dena.may bus ABHI ayi


ek shakish: bhai aj budh hai ya jumarat?
dosra shakish:pata nhi bhai........... may to abhi abhi juma parh kay a raha hon


ek professor apni glasses bhool ayey.bazar may ek notice laga howa dekh kar ek pas kharhey howey admi se daryaft kiya.janab iss notice may kia likha hai
iss admi ne kaha.bud kismati se may bhi ap ki tarha jahail hon

HOPE TO MAKE U SMILE
BUT IF NOT
SO WHT CAN I DO?

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!


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LUK AT DA WORLD AS 1 BIG CHOCOLATE CAKE IT WOULD NEVER B COMPLETE WITHOUT 4 SWEET ND NUTS, ........ SWEET like ME ND NUTS like U?......HAAAAAA, HEY PLZ AGAR KISI KO YEH JOKE SUN KAR HANSI NA B AI TU PHIR B HANSNA OKZZZZ HAMAY ACAH LAGAY GA BYEEEEEEE ,,,,,,,,

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Time will always fly but our friendship
Will never die
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once a wife and husband goes to a temple.the beggar tells the wife o sundari sadapaanch rupiyaa dedo andha hoon.then the husband says dedo tumha sundari kaha hai to zaroor andha hooga...........

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
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Aik molvi ki girl friend molvi ko time dey ker nahe aa e.
Kafi intizar ke bad molvi chala jata hay.
Aur speaker ko on ker ke kahta ha....
Hazra....t change nae keeti

A SMILE is a way of writing ur thots on ur face,
telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, likeD & APPRECIATED.
So here?s a BIG SMILE just 4 u?

? On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.

There Is No Better Time Than Now.
The Time To Live Is Now.
The Time To Dream Is Now.
The Time To Imagine And Forget The Past Is Now.
The Time To Shine Is Now.
The Time To Bleed, Sweat,
And Determine Yourself For
The Things You Want Most Is Now
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Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:?tum to rat main kat?tay hona??
Macher bola,?ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.?

Enjoy the little things,
for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.

AT The time of RUKSHTI
Dulha k Mobile pe bell hui
The ring tone was
Dill me Chup k arman le Chele
HUM Aaj apni Maut (death) ka saman le C--hele.

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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