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may u c sweetest person in ur dream 2nite,may u saw beautiful person inur dream 2nite...but dont make it a habit,bcoz I AM not free every nite.....

car sales girl to call girl:Aaj meri car nahi biki to mera bajja baj jayega.Call girl:Aaj mera baaja nahi bajaa to meri car bik jayegi

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...if you like reply me sms03217562955

GIRL: CAN I SLEEP WITH MY DAD?
MOLVI; TOBA ISTAGFIRULLAH.
GIRL; CAN I SLEEP WITH MY UNCLE?
MOLVI: NAUZBILAH.
GIRL; CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU?
MOLVI: BISMILLAH.....

God:I can--t be everywhere so i created FRIENDS.
Devil:I too can--t be every where so i created GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Naeem Jan (Quetta)

Boy & Girl in restaurant.
Boy:I Love u,
Girl:I dnt Love u,
Boy:Think again?
Girl:I told u No no & no,
Boy:Waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl:-ok Ok Ok .I Love u
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DECENT BOY;
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Bet B/W Boy N Girl
Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said
Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya
To I?ll Kiss U

Girl:
Agar 6 Aya Tou?

Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aya To Dobara Bari





Aftab khan

From: Islamabad

Bhikari : Saab Rs.6 Dedo Coffee Pina Hai
Malik: Kyon 1 Coffee To Rs.3 Ki Hai
Bikhari : Par Saab Sath Mai Gf Bhi Hai
Malik : Bhikari Hokar B GF Banali
Bhikari : Nahi Saab GF Ne Bhikari Bana Diya




Aftab khan

From: Islamabad

A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers, Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughs and says, An Italian girl!!!
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, So, honey, how the trip was?
Very good, thank you.
And, what happened to my present?
Which present? She asked.
The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!<>br Oh, that she said Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!