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Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper-
Jab me badi ho jaungi aap Apne BETE Ki shaadi mujse karoge ?
Shopkeeper smiling – Haan Beta zarur kar dunga,
GIRL-
To apni hone wali BAHU ko 1 DAIRYMILK do..!!!

Little girl & her father crossing a bridge

Father said: Plz Hold my Hand.

Girl: No Dad
U hold my hand.

Father: Wats the diffrence?

Girl: If i hold Ur hand
I may leave ur hand in some difficulty,
But if u hold my hand
I m sure that you will not leave my hand.

May God protect our parents from all problems and difficulties

A Beautiful Girl can't give you a wonderful future. but, A Wonderful future can give you many Beautiful Girls. - (HITLER) (^.^) <\\> Hat ja yar Parhne de... Beautiful Girl ka sawal hai! ;)=

If girl fails in exams then directly marriage
but
if boy fails in exams then directly workshop
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kia ye khula tazad nahi..;-)

A Sweet Conversation Between Girl and Boy after Break-up...

Girl : Your New Girlfriend is Pretty
(Girl Thinks in Mind....Is she Really Pretty than Me ???)

Boy : Ya She is...!!
(Boy Thinks in mind....
But you are still the most Beautiful Girl i know)

Girl : I Heard that she is Funny 'n Amazing
(All the Stuff that i wasn't)

Boy : Sure She is...
(But she is nothing compared to you)

Girl : Well I Hope...You both last...
(We never did)

Boy : I Hope you do too...
(What Happened to You 'n Me...???)

Girl : Well...I gotta go....(Before i start Cry)

Boy : Ya me too...(I Hope you don't Cry)
Girl : Bye....(I Still Love you 'n Miss you)

Boy : See you Later..(I Will Never stop Loving you....Never Ever)

GiRL Apny Nabina Boy Frnd Se,

Kash Tumhari Ankhen Hoti To Tum Mere 'HUSUN'
Ko Dekhtey

Boy
Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti To Kia,
AANKHON WALE TUMHEN MERE LiYE CHORTE?
('.')\ ! Andha hon
<) ( chariya
_/"\_ nhi..

Boy Proposed A Girl:
I Fell In Love Wid you the Minute I Saw you. Wil U Marry Me?

Girl:
Urdu Bolo Meki englash Ni Ashni.

Boy:
Kuch Nhi Behan, Barish Ho Rhi Ha.

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D