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Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!

Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

Answers me be Honestly'
1: Apko sub se ziada sms send krne waley ka naam?
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2: Apko preshan daikh kr kon ziada preshan hota hy?
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3: Apka ideal?
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4: Ap k 5 friends k naam?
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5: Apke dushman ka naam?
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6: I m ur?
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7: U r my?
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God created man and then He was overwhelmed with joy
""WoW what have I created! Its amazing ""
Then he thinks He should try once more May be its possible that in this turn He would create something more wonderful and amaziing So He created Woman and said
""What I did ?""
But as He loves sooo much with all of His creations so He couldnt destroy Woman so He left them for the Joy of Man .....




(sorry if it hurt any of you....Its Just for enjoyment and thats It ! ! ! )

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can--t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

1. continue this sequence in a logical way: 25 points

M T W T

Note: agay 3 words aur ayeen gay.

2. cottect this formula with a single stroke: 25 points

5 + 5 + 5 = 550


3. Please write anything here: 25 points


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4. Draw a Rectangle with 3 lines 25 points




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Two persons on the death bed .Aik wo jis se ap pyer kerty ho.Aur dosra wo jo ap se pyer kerta ho. Ap un dono main se kis ko bachao ge.(Reply with reason) answer send on my phone#03217294319

Sardar G fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
“Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”


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A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai ( he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home )

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