Raheel Hussain

Ek umer ke baad uss ko dekha !
Aankhoon mein sawaal thay hazarooon
Hontoon pe magar wohi tabbassum !
Chehrey pe likhi hui udaasi
Awaaz mein gunjti judaiiiii
Baanhein theen magar wasaley samaa !

I've written a poem for you
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

YOU
YOUU
YOUUU
YOUUUU!
YOUUUUU!
& the winner is ,
ME
MEE
MEEE
BCOZE I HAVE YOU!

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley

Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)
Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)
Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)
Jo naseeb walon ko mila wo hai apna sms.

Sharab bani to maykhany bany
Husan bana to diwany bany
Koi to baat hai aap main
Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.

Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Sambha: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do