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Wajeeha Ali
Student From : Pakistan
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 106
Member Since : Mar 24, 2014
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 106
Member Since : Mar 24, 2014
Sms / Love
Wajeeha Ali
My Cell Phone
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face
lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written
all over it.
I think u should sms more often, i
think it likes u!
lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written
all over it.
I think u should sms more often, i
think it likes u!
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1 Like ·
Sep 17, 2014 at 19:09
Category: love
Sms / Sardar
Wajeeha Ali
Smugler
A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He--s got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, --What--s in the bags?-- --Sand,-- answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, --We--ll just see about that. Get off the bike.--
Iqbal--s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji--s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, --What have you got?-- --Sand,-- says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn--t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a --Dhaba-- in Islamabad.
--Hey, Buddy,-- says Iqbal, --I know you are smuggling something. It--s driving me crazy. It--s all I think about...I can--t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?--
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, --Bikes--
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, --What--s in the bags?-- --Sand,-- answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, --We--ll just see about that. Get off the bike.--
Iqbal--s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji--s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, --What have you got?-- --Sand,-- says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn--t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a --Dhaba-- in Islamabad.
--Hey, Buddy,-- says Iqbal, --I know you are smuggling something. It--s driving me crazy. It--s all I think about...I can--t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?--
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, --Bikes--
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1 Like ·
Sep 10, 2014 at 17:09
Category: sardar
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Wallpapers / Creative Graphics
Wajeeha Ali
Roaring Lion, Frightening Lion Wallpaper
Lion in Space
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0 Like ·
Sep 06, 2014 at 12:09
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Sms / Uncategorized
Wajeeha Ali
Girls World
ITS A GIRLS WORLD
-If a Girl laughs Loudly she is cheerful,
-If Boy Laughs Loudly he--s Mannerless!
-If Girl talks Sweetly she is charmin,
-If Boy talks Sweetly he--s a Flirt.
-If a Girl laughs Loudly she is cheerful,
-If Boy Laughs Loudly he--s Mannerless!
-If Girl talks Sweetly she is charmin,
-If Boy talks Sweetly he--s a Flirt.
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2 Like ·
Sep 06, 2014 at 05:09
Category: uncategorized
Fashion / Women
Wajeeha Ali
Blue Double Layer Anarkali Suit
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5 Like ·
Sep 05, 2014 at 13:09
Category: women
Fashion / Footwear
Wajeeha Ali
Beautiful High Heels Design
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3 Like ·
Sep 05, 2014 at 12:09
Category: footwear
Sms / Funny
Wajeeha Ali
Ellfy
dulha suhag rat ko kafi der k bad kamre se bahir nikla to doston ne poocha,..........
oye sale itni der kiun lagayi?
dulha,,, haram zado pehle ye batao tail [oil] ki jaga ELLFY ki botal kis ne rakhi thi,
oye sale itni der kiun lagayi?
dulha,,, haram zado pehle ye batao tail [oil] ki jaga ELLFY ki botal kis ne rakhi thi,
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1 Like ·
Aug 29, 2014 at 10:08
Category: funny
Gallery / Funny Photos
Wajeeha Ali
Nikkal Balance Khanay Wali Machine
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12 Like ·
Aug 26, 2014 at 19:08
Category: funny-photos
Wajeeha Ali
Gender : FemaleCountry : Pakistan
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Total Updates : 106
Member Since : Mar 24, 2014
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