Urooj Imran

i man asked sardarg manmohan sing goes walk on evening not in the morning, sardar replayed aray bhai manmohan sing is PM not AM

aik sardar tha or us ka aik parriot tha. aik dafa dono jahaz main safar kar rahay thay.jahaz ki khirki ki taraf sardar jee or uon kay saath wali seat per tota tha.air hostes jab lunch kay kar guzri to totay nay us say masti ki to hostes nay us ko pyar kia or muskara kay chali gai. totay nay do teen bar aisaa kia or hostes nay bhi same react kia to sardar jee kay dil main khaial aya kay main bhi masti karon jab sardar jee nay masti ki ko air hostes nay captin ko bataia or us nay uon dono ko chaltay jahaz say neechay phank dia to totay nay sardar jee say kaha kay tujhay urrna aata hai to sardar jee nay kha kay nahi to totay nay kaha k pher masti kyion ki thi . mujhay to urna aata tha .
chenzeb from haripur

Pilot Santa asking permission to land said, Guess who?
Controller Banta switches the field lights off and replied, Guess where!

my friendship is like an onion,which has many layers in it,it will add taste t ur life,but if u try tocut it,u will havetears in ur eyes

how do u recognize sardar kids in a primary school?they r da ones who erase their note book wen teacher erase da blackboard............ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .........................

Never kiss a girl near gate because love is blind but neighbour is not ;)

friendship beard all things,
belives all things,
hopes all things,,,
endures all things,
and
i hope u will understand all things!

YAADOON KI PURANI HAVELI K BUND KAMRAY MAIN
DHOOL SAY BAHRI TASWEER K PECHAY LAGAY
JAALEY MAIN PHANSI MAKHRI KI DUM PAR
BAITHAY MACHAR KI QASAM --------- I MISS U--

Sardar : aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
wo kaise?
Sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya