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college is 4 knowledge,knowledge is 4 life,life is 4 wife but wife is a nife which cuts ur life,so never choose ur wife in college life.

ek musalman hota hai ek hindu hota hai or ek khusra hota hai teeno jahaaz mai hote hai k achaanak jahaz kharab ho jata hai or koodna perta hai musalman YA ALLAH keh ker kood jata hai hindu ram raam ker k kood jata hai akhir mai khusra koodta hai or kehta hai mai UDDI UDDI JAWAN HAWAA DE NAAK

pehli saheli tum rozana make up ker k keun soti ho dosri ta k main khowab main bhi khobsorat nazar aaon....

ind is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
WAT DA HELL IS THIS EDUCATION.

DOO SAHELIYAN AIK RESTURAUNT MAIN GYIN BATAIN KARTAY KARTAI AIK LARKI SAMEENA KA ZIKAR NIKAL AAYA TO AIK LARKO BOOLI KAY SAMEENA BOHAT ACCHI LARKI HAY USMAIN KO IBURAI NAHIN HAY KAM SE KAM MUJHAY US KAY BAARAY MAIN KO IBORI BAAT NAHIN PATA TO DOOSRI LARKI JALDI SE BOOLI TO CHALO KISSI AUR KAY BAARAY MAIN BAAT KARTAY HAIN

BAAP NAY APNI BETI SE BOOLA BETI TUMHARA MANGAYTAR YAHAN RAAT KO AAKER KAAFI DAIR DAIR TAK BETHA REHTA HAY HUMAIN ACCHA NAHIN LAGTA , TUMHARI MUMMY NAY TUMSAY BAAT NAHIN KI KIYA IS BAARAY MAIN ? BETI BOOLI: HAAN PAPA MUMMY KEH RAHIN THIN KAY ZAMANA BADAL GAYA LEKIN YEH MARD AB BHI WAISE HI HAIN

once a white couple had a black baby.the husband asked why is the baby black.the wife replied i was hot,you were hot,the baby burnt.hehehehehe

Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du
Agar like to call #03333979633

aik lerka na apna dost sa kaha ka yaar bato ma kiya keron ma phir sa exams main fail ho giya hoon or ab ma apna aba jan ko kiya batoon to us dost na jawab diya apna aba jan ko likh to result nikal aiya ha or koie nae(new) bat nahe