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husband asked to his wife ,,,
how did u felt merry first night ,
wife says:
10% pain
10%tenshion
10%enjoy
and and and 70 percent my heart says more more......

A boy comes to the girls hostel and goes to the bathroom , he touches every part of every girl,, GUESS!! who is the boy ?
FOOL............ HE IS TE LIFE BOUY.....................................



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one day the MOON said to me, Y dont u 4get ur friend when he does--nt remember u? i said to MOON, does ur sky leaves u when u does--nt shine (if u like this sms then tell me)

ek batcha thai uss key han killed ho gaiewoh bhiot roraha thia doosra batche ne kaha tum rorahe ho mera too uncle killed ho ghaya main to tabhi bhi naheen roia doosri batche ne kaha tera uncle egg deta thia mere han to egg deete thie

mula ji se kisi ne pocha;
mula ji akal bari hai ya bahins?
mula ji boley,pehley in dono ki date of birth batao
MARYAM

ek bowler mara to us kay good deeds or bad deeds equal thay.
angel ne poocha k janat may jao gay ya hell may
bowler bola,jahan ki pitch achi ho gi
if u like ths remember 2 encourge me
flora_naq1@hotmail.com

raam ne dhanush toda seeta chali aaee,
krishn ne bansi bajaee radha daudi chli aaee
humne seeeeti kya bajaee saleeeee bap ko
bap ko le aaee

2 chore 1 din 1 gher mein chori kar rahay thay un mein se 1 naya tha naya chore bola sir mujhe dar lag raha hai purana bola jab bhi dar lagay to mujhe dekho naya kehne laga sir aapko dekh kar to dar lag raha hai

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her: I luv u sister.
aries_usman@hotmail.com
kyun_bata0@yahoo.com
0300-4383274