iJunoon Archives |2015 | January

Hunterrr is releasing on 20 Mar 2015
#bollywood #movies #ReleaseDate

one was a sardar trying to climb the
bus, but he didnot pas, bari mushkil sa
wo charha or driver sa pocha ya teri ma
ha driver says no, ya teri behan driver says
no, than sardar ji say to is par charhna kio nahi deta

ak pathan apni girlfrnd ko apne ghar laigaya tu light band ki.... parde band kiye sare kamre main andhera kiya or girlfrnd k pass gaya or kaha dekho hamari ghari (watch) main light jalta hai............ haha

Juda hona hi thehra to

Gilay kaisay shikayat kya

Juda ho jayen chupkey se

Na tum bolo na main boloon

Hamare bol perne se

Judaayi phhail sakti hai

Hawaun main

Fizaoon main

Judaai zaat main bher lein

Chalo ham is terha ker lain

Kisi sunsaan raste ke

Kisi bhi morre per dono

Juda ho jayen chupke se

Na tum bolo na main bolon

Hamare bol parney se

Judayi phhail sakti hai

air hostes pathan se=sir aap kia lena pasand karan gai
pathan=mera lya taaweez wali chai lao,
air hostes sir wo taweez wali chai nahi tea bag hai.ha ha

Itna toota hon k chonay se bikher jaon ga.,


Ab agar aur azmao gay to mar jaon ga.,


Phool reh jain gay faqat guldanoon ki nazar.,


Main to khushbo hoon hawaoon main bikher jaon ga.,


Eik aarzi musafar hon main teri kashti main.,


Tu jahan mujh se kahe ga main uter jaon ga.,


Hath pakro gay to saya ban k sath rahon ga.,


Hath choro gy to hamesha k liye bicher jaon ga..,

Dosti dil hai, dimag nahi
dosti soch hai, aawaz nahi
koi aankho se nahi dekh sakta dosti ke jazbe,
kyonki dosti ehsaas hai, andaaz nahi
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AFTAB KHAN

Apny bistr pèh boht dair sè main nèèm draz,

Sochti thi k wo is waqt kahan pèh hoga,

Main yahan hoon mgr us koocha-E-rang-O-bu mèn,

Roz ki trha sè wo aaj b aaya hoga,

Or jab us nè wahan mujh ko nah paya hoga?

Ap ko ilm hai, wo aj nahi aai hai

Mèri hr dost sè usnè pocha hoga

Kion nahi aai wo? Kia bat hoi hai aakhir,

Khud sè is bat pèh so bar wo uljha hoga,

Kal wo aayè gi to main us sè nahi bolonga,

Ap hi ap kai bar wo rootha hoga,

Wo nahi hai to bulandi ka safr kitna kathan,

Sèèrhiyan chartay huvy us nè yè socha hoga,

Rahdari mèn haray laan mèn phoolon k Qarèèb,

Us nè hr simt mujhy aa k dhoonda hoga,

Naam bhooly sè jo mèra kahèèn aaya hoga,

Gair mèhsoos trèèqay sè wo chonka hoga,

Ek jumly ko kai bar sunaya hoga,

Bat krty huvy kai bar wo bhoola hoga,

Yè jo larrki nai aai hai, kahèèn wo to nahi?

Us nè hr chèhra yahi soch k dèkha hoga,

Jan-E-mèhfil hai mgr aaj faqt mèry bagair,

Haayè kis darja wohi bazm mèn tanha hoga,

Kabhi sanaton sè wèhshat jo hoi hogi usy,

Us nè Bèsaakhta phir mujh ko pukara hoga,

Chalty chalty koi maanoos si aahat pa kr,

Doston ko b kisi uzar sè roka Hoga,

Yad kr k mujhy num ho gai hongi palkèn,

"Ankh mèn parr gaya kuch" kèh k yè tala hoga,

Aur ghabra kr kitabon mèn jo li hogi Panah,

Hr sitr mèn mèra chèhra ubhr aaya hoga,

Jb mili hogi usy mèri alaalat ki khabr,

Us nè aahista sè dèèwar ko thama hoga,

soch kr yè k bèhal jaè prèshan-E-dil,

Yonhi bè waja kisi shaks ko roka hoga!

Itfaaqan mujhy us sham mèri dost mili,

Mainè pocha suno! Aayè thay wo? Kaisy thay?

Mujh ko pocha tha? Mujhy dhoonda tha chaaron jaanib,

us nè ik lamhy ko dèkha mujhy aur phir hans di,

Us hansi mèn to wo talkhi thi k us sè aagay,

Kia kaha us nè mujhy yad nahi hai lèkin,

Itna maaloom hai khwabon ka bharm toot gaya.