iJunoon Archives 2014

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
Nisha fom Kharian)

india k 1 sharab khane k pas goonge behre larkon ka colleg tha.sharab khane k counter par khare hue saqi ko bhi goonge larkon k ane jane se isharon ki zuban samajh a gayi thi.1 din 3 goonge larke mil kar 1 hi andaz main apne hath tez tez hila rahe the to saqi ne utha kar inhen bahar phenk dia.pas khare hue 1 sharabi ne poocha kia huwa?saqi bola ye tennon goonge tun ho kar gana ga rahe thay jo mujhe bilkul pasand nahin.......
[shoaib iqbal]

1 larka school der se pohancha to teacher ne poocha der se kiun aye?larka bola,,, sir hamare gahar main bohat badi bat ho gai thi.teacher...kon c badi bat ho gayi?larka hamari murghi ne anda dia.teacher bola ye kon c badi bat he...larka bola agr badi bat nahi to ap anda de kar dikhayen...
shoaib iqbal]

1 larki ko salgira par 1 heere ki angoothi gift main mili.wo angoothi pehan kar sahelion k sath baith kar baton baton main angoothi wale hath ko kabhi idhar kabhi udhar ghumaye ta k sahelian angoothi dekh len,lekin kisi ne na dekha to boli ,.......... aj kitni garmi he dil karta he angoothi utar kar phenk dun....
[shoaib iqbal]

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon


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