iJunoon Archives |2014 | September

American said:we r the 1st on the moon.
Sardar:we r the 1st on the sun.
American:u cant go on the sun u will burn.
Sardar: we r not stupid we went at night!!!!

? 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!

Digital Universe wallpapers

absence is the best presence.because if somebody is absent than u miss them & if u miss them that means they are present in ur heart.

Planes wallpapers

A Sardar`s Wife was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Her Friend asked - what you are doing. She said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

New Year wallpapers