iJunoon Archives |2014 | December

beta ammy se ammy jan saban bath room main gir gia hai.....ammy saban ko saban se dholo.hahahaha

CHOOHE NE HAATHI SE KAHA K TUMARI OMAR KITNI HAI HAI? HAATHI NE KAHA K AIK SAAL....PHIR HAATHI NE CHOOHE SE POOCHHA TUMARI OMAR KITNI HAI? CHOOHE BHI AIK SAAL KA THA AUR JAB HAATHI KO DEKHA K ITNA BARA AUR KHUD CHHOTA SA TO FORAN KEHNE LAGA....AJJI...MERI OMAR BHI AIK SAAL HAI MAGAR MAIN THORA BEMAR SHAMAR REHTA HOON...........HAHAHAHAM BASHIR

Muhabbat ki koi qimat to nahin
Lekin phir bhi agar TUM samjho
K
Muhabbat ka koi mol hai
To aisa kro
Meri jaan le lo
Apni MUHABBAT de do

Dirty Politics is releasing on 13 Feb 2015
#bollywood #movies #ReleaseDate

Aik muslim mulk main pakistani,american aur Indian pakre gae aur un ko 10,10 koroon ki sazaa hooee magar kore marne wale ne kaha k tum sab ki aik aik khawaish poori hosakti hai.Sab se pehle american ki bari aaee to os ne kaha ke mery peeth per takkia rakh ker kore lagae jain. to os ki khawaish poori ker dee gahee. Phir hindu ki bari aaee to os ne kaha ke meri peeth per do takkiye rakho, chonanche os ki b khawaish poori ker di gaee,ab musliman ki bari the aur os ne kaha k choonke main muslim hoon meri do khawaishain poori hooni chahye. is per woh razi ho gae.muslim ne kaha k pehli khawaish hai k muje 100 kore lagae jain,is per sab heraan hogae, pher muslim ne kaha k meri peeth per american aur hindu ko bandh diya jae,hahaha

Muhabbat ki koi qimat to nahin
Lekin phir bhi agar TUM samjho
K
Muhabbat ka koi mol hai
To aisa kro
Meri jaan le lo
Apni MUHABBAT de do

apko ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
yaad karna addat ki baat hai
apse door rehna kismat ki bat hai
magar ap ko bardasht karna waqae
himat ki baat hai

kabhi hum khubsurat thay

Kitaboon main basi
Khushbo ki manend
Sans sakin thi
Bohut se ankahe lafzoon se
Tasveren banaty thay
Kabhi hum khubsorat thay.
Prindoon k paron par nazm likh kar
Dour ki jhiloon main basne wale
Logoon ko sunaty thay
jo hum se dour thay lekin
Humare paas rahty thay
Naye din ki musafat jab kiran k
Saath ahngan main utarti thi
To hum kahty thay ammi titliyon k par
Bohut hi khubsorat hain
Humeen mathe peh bosa do k hum ko
Titliyon k jugnoon k des jana hay
Humeen rangoon k jugnoon
Roshni ki titliyan awaz deti hain
Naye din ki musafat rang main dubi
Hawa k saath khirki se bulati hay
Humeen mathe peh bosa do