iJunoon Archives |2010 | August

Kal se 6 Bajay k Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend ko SMS nahi bheje ga.
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Kyon?
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Simple Yaar!
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Woh Aftaari Bana Rahi Hogi.

Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day

Mufti Sahab Ne Ailaan Kya Hai K Rozay Main Ek Cheez Kha Saktay Hain.
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Main Bhi Khaa Raha Hon Aap Bhi Khaaen.
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"HAWA"

Agr sehri mai pani k last 3 sips mai
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SUBHAN ALLAH,
ALHAMDULILAH,
JAZAKALLAH.
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parh lia jaye to pyas nai lagti.
Ap b yad rakhe oron ko b btaye
JazakAllah.

Happy B'DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh Shit, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

Oh i Forget Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k
ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal,
Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani,
Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal
aur gandhi g k baal day.

JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARK

In Ramzan:
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UAE 60% discount on all food items!
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Qatar every food item will sell on its cost price.
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Kuwait 50% discount and buy 1 get 1 free on all food items
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Saudia 30% discount on all food items
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Bangladesh 5% discount
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Pakistan 150% increase in the price of food items!
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Sar Jhuka Kay Geo...

'No nation is perfect,
it needs to be made perfect'
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Happy Independence day.

Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,
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Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.
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To Aisa Karen.
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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.
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Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.