iJunoon Archives |2014 | November
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Moiz Malik
Santa To The Shopkeeper: Give Me One Litre Wheat Flour.
Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.
Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.
Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.
Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.
Santa: OK!
Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.
Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.
Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.
Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.
Santa: OK!
Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.
Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
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Nov 30, 2014 at 10:11
Category: SantaBanta
Sms / Sardar
Amin Lakhan
Staition
Train staion pe ruki: aik aadmi ne sath bethye sardar se pocha: konsa staition ha?
Sardar ne bahar dekha or kuch deer baad bola--
Lagda te Railway stayion aee
Sardar ne bahar dekha or kuch deer baad bola--
Lagda te Railway stayion aee
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Nov 30, 2014 at 08:11
Category: sardar
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Javed Akhtar
Budget 2012:
Budget 2012:
Coal and LNG exempt from Customs Duty.
How about a barbecue tonight?
Coal and LNG exempt from Customs Duty.
How about a barbecue tonight?
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Nov 30, 2014 at 08:11
Category: Funny
Wallpapers / Celebrations
Usaman Khan
2012 Happy New Year Holidays
New Year wallpapers
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Nov 30, 2014 at 07:11
Uploaded in Usaman Khan 's Photos
Tags: Hd wallpaper Wallpaper
Whatsapp Messages / Sister`s Birthday
Hafiz Usman
My Memories Of My Childhood Are Built On The Wonderful Times We Shared With Each Other. I Am Proud And Privileged To Have You As My Sibling.
My memories of my childhood are built on the wonderful times we shared with each other. I am proud and privileged to have you as my sibling.
A very Happy Birthday to my caring and loving sister!
A very Happy Birthday to my caring and loving sister!
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Nov 30, 2014 at 05:11
Category: Sister`s-Birthday
Poetry / Love
Muzammil Shahzad
Nahi K Nama Baron Ko Talash Karte Hain
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Nov 30, 2014 at 05:11
Category: love
Sms / Sardar
Obaidullah Khan
Ladies
Lady Doc: Tum aroz clinic k bahar kharye ho kar ladies ko kiun ghoortye ho??
Sardar jee: aap he nai to bahar likha hua hai k ladies ko dekhne ka time 9am se 5am tak hai... hahhaha
Sardar jee: aap he nai to bahar likha hua hai k ladies ko dekhne ka time 9am se 5am tak hai... hahhaha
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Nov 30, 2014 at 03:11
Category: sardar
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Abdul Rahman
My Wife Says I Never Take Her Anywhere Expensive. So I Took ...
My wife says I never take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station.
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Nov 30, 2014 at 03:11
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Interesting
Maleeha Bukhari
Dear Almighty,
Dear Almighty,
All I ask for is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person.
Amen!
All I ask for is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person.
Amen!
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Nov 30, 2014 at 01:11
Category: Interesting
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