Tag: Punjabi

"Ullu" Ajeeb Parinda Hai:-)
Dunya Isko Naakara samajti Hai
Is Mai Aqal Nahi Hoti
Magr Is ki Himmat Dekho
Ye
sMs kitny Ghor se
Parh Raha Hai
Lo "G" fer bisti ('.')/"
" /)( / / Betho Betho Abhi baki he
Pakistan Ka Sab Se Bara Bewaqoof Insaan Kon Hai?
Ye Jan'nay K Liye Daikhiye Aaj Raat
Theek 12 Baje
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Sheesha
Hahahahahahah.
Fer Bisti.:-)
Koi Nai "G" Ghusa Na Karo Msg Agy sutto sadi v Enj E Bizti Hoe Si.

lagda tu kitti hoyi,kramaat rabb di,,
terre jhi surat na dunia ch labdi,,
aaunda ae njara ik vakhre jhaan da,,
kina sohna mukhra hai sachi meri jaan da,

Tu Supna Nai Mera Jo Ardass
Kara,,,,,Tu Mout Nai Jo Intzaar
Kara,,,,,Tu Te Dua Ha Meri,,,,,Me
Akhari Saah Tak Tera Itbaar
Kara…..

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi...!
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Master Jee,
Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.
Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.Je esstran v nai ho skda ty,
"kam waliyan"e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
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Tuada faithfully,
"Pappu Dukhi"

Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!

Kaki,kaki
Haan beybay!
Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!
Lawan jutti
Na beybay!
Khol bootha
HaHaHa!
;-)

EK DAFA EK PUNJABI AUR PATHAN KI LADAI HOE TO PATHAN NE PUNJABI KI SHALWAR UTHAR DI TO PUNJABI NE KASAM KHAI KE JAB TAK WO PATHAN KI SHALWAR NAHI UTHARAY US WAQT THAK WO DHOTI HI PEHNE GA WO DIN AUR AAG KA DIN PUNJABI PATHAN KI SHALWAR NAHI UTHAR SAKA

Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, good looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohneand brave Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.


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aek bar aek punjabi englishman ko bolta hai ki mujhe english sikhaoge englishman bolta hai ki 6pm mere ghar ana . punjabi jata hai englishman darwaza kholta hai aur khehta hai twinkle twinkle little stars how i wonder what you are punjabi bolta hai tinde tinde khao achar roti kha ke maro dakaar