Tag: Funny

Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it--ll never bounce.
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1)Lady drinking COKE a mchar fals in.Lady takes it out,Mchar says,MAA!Lady asks Y u cal meMa?Mchar say main Tri Coke Se Nkla Hon
2)If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every
thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where
2 jump From !!!...
3)bottle main pepsi say zyaada....used socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa..adnan
sami main charbi say zyaada...mithai main sweet say zyaada...pakistan main
coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
4)I have the I,I have the L,I have the O,I have the V,I have the
E,... so pls can I have U?
5)Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
6)u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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hazaroun larkiyain aise kai har larki pay dum nikle
magar jis larki pay dum niklay woh gher say hi kum niklay

pehle haath me lo,phir sidha karo,phir muh mein lo,or thook lagao,or ander gusao kitna mushkil hai na sui mein dhaga dalna

saaz ke 7 awaz! samandar ke 7 sahil,phool ke 7 khushboo!jism ke 7 rooh!shama ke7 parwana!khushi ke 7 ghum or app ke saath hum

woh wye thy hamare ghar dia bujha ker chal diye................jo tail baqi bacha tha ser per laga ker chal diye...........
phool gulab ka haath se sirak gaya ........
buddhi ne ankh mari budha latak gaya.....
dabbe mein dabba dabbe mein khargosh.......
nana ne ankh mari nani behosh........

mUSHARf has sent five hundred donkeys to attack india. 499 ja chuke hei n mesage miltey hi Squadren join kero

sms nechay hai sms nechay hai our nchay thora our mujhe yaqeen nahi ata key app aik sms kay liye itna neshay gir sakte hain (haha)

Apne deewane par kyu itna zulm dhaate ho,
khwaab mai bhi apne baap ko saath laate ho.


Aayi thi meri qabr pe,
diya bujha kar chal gayi,
baqi bacha tha tail, sar per laga kar chali gayi.


Amir From Saudi Arabia.

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
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Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

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