Tag: Faqeer

Wife or husband Mall se nikle to ek
faqeer ne
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Shehzaadi !!!
5 Rupay de de……Andha hoon
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Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha ar
bola :”De de…
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Sach mein andha hai …

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Wah ji Wah,
Kya Bat He,
Jumeraat k Paise Gine ja Rahe Hain Gino G Gino,:-(
Tabi Main kahon k Aaj kal jnab k MSG Hi Nai Atey
4 Paesy kia AA Gay Bh0ol Gaya Sanu,;-):-D:-P
( Happy jumeraat Day).

1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye?

1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?

(Faqeer) bola han hai.
(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona

1 faqeer 1 ghar ke kareeb say guzarta hay or awaz deta hay bibi kisi bhooke kay liay khana hay? andar say awaz aati hay hay to sayhi laykin wo bhooka abhi kaam say nahi aia

Hik Dafo Vatayofaqeer ShadiTaVayo, Vatayo khay Purana Kapra Patul Hujan, vatayo khay mahin chayo ta faqeer, bahir vageen bhi tokhe jeka mani bachi ta milandi, vatyo dihtho ta jinh khay sutha kapra patil aahin unhin khay dhadhi azat saan andar vathi paya vagan, vatayo cha kayo jo,karay ta navaan kapra vathi aayo, ho jain hi shadi ta pohto ta sabhin faqeer khay chayo shaab acho acho.... vatayo dhitho ta maan phareen purin kaprin main aayo hus ta sabhin chayo faqeer bashyo ta milado.... vatayo faqeer ji agyaan taam achi vaya vatayo cha kayo jo sabh mani khani kaprin ta haare chadi, sabh heraan dhi vaya, mahin puchyo shaab ihyo cha tha kayo, faqeer chayo ta baba maan purin kaprin main aayo hus ta munhji kehn ba azat na kay, jadhan maan navaan kapra paye aayo aahyaan ta sabh shaab shaab payaa chavin, ain munhje agyaan mani ja taam achi vayaa.... hi azat munhji na kaprin ji aahe tenh kare jenh ji azat aahe un khe maani payo khaarayaan..........HAAAA HAAAAA

ek ghar per faqeer bheek mangta hai.to os ghar mein se ek chohta ladka nikalta hai aur kehta hai baba juice piyoge. to woh faqeer kehta haan.woh ladka os faqeer ko ek bowl mein juice deta hai.jab woh juice, faqeer pileta hai to ladka poochta hai. baba aur juice chahiye to faqeer kehta hai haan. ladka phir se juice la ker deta hai.jab phir woh faqeer juice pileta hai to ladka phir se poochta hai baba aur juice chahiye. to faqeer poochta hai beta juice ghar mein bahout hai kya? to ladka kehta haan. maine ek buket mein juice banaya tha to os mein frog gir gaya tha.to woh faqeer os bowl ko gusse se phaik deta hai aur woh bowl toot jata hai.to woh ladka kehta hai yeh aapne kya kiya ab hamaara kotta doodh kis mein piyega. ha ha ha ha . isn-t nice?

Hik Dafo Vatayo Faqeer Bukh Main Vetho Ho. So hin Soch yo ta cho na Ghoth khaan bahir vagain kithe pait guzar kagay. vatayo ghothaan nikto vagain hik van (tree) ta vagain vethoo. thori dair khaan po cha dasay jo hik vadeero un van (tree) je hethaan kheraat joon degoon payo pachray. jadhan degoon pachi vayoon tadhan vadere chayo baba sabh gareeban khe mani day. thori dair thi vatayo bukh main mare payo, par vatayo ta van (tree) jay mathaan vetho ho un kare un khe kair mani na payo day. thori dair guzri vatayo dhitho ta aakhri daig bachi aahe. vatae cha kayo jo vadere khe chayaain ta vadera maan ba vetho aahyaan. faqeer khe ba mani mali. jadhan vatayo ghot pohto ta ghot varan chaus ta vataya toon jo vayo huain bukh main poooo. vatay chayo Baba allah day tho par khangan khurkan khaan sava na...........HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA.