Tag: Baby

Beti: kiya Main Hathi ki tarha moti hon? . Maa: Arey nahi Beta tu to bohat Smart hai . Beti: kiya Main kali Nagan ki tarha hon? . Maa:Nahi Nahi tu to bohat sundar hai . Beti:To Kiya Main Manhoos hon? . Maa: Nahi Beta tu to Bohat Piyari hai, . Beti: phir Loog Q kehty han k tum To . Poori Apni . . . . "MAA"ki Tarha ho? . . Maa: Laanat teri shakal pe . Jooti Maar k tera chuiya jesa Munh torr don gi Kali dayan to apni DÄDI or PHUPPI pe gai ha . Manhoos måri

akk orat ko burka pehnannay ka bohat soch tha bori hoo ker bhi burka pehnanti thi akk dafa woo bus kay intizar main stop per khari thi orr burka bhi pehna hooia tha akk larkay nay dakha k larki kari hai kush kerna chaiya us nay orat ko kaha maray dil ki lari jawab main orat boli taray dil ki lari tari babay say bhi bari.........hahahahahhahaha kasa tha dear im wait for ur friendship a mechanical engg from uet lhr

A baby fish asked her mother:Why cant we live on earth?Mother fish replied:-Earth is not the place for fish,Its made for selfish....


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