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MAN : how can a sardar kill a lion?
SARDAR : i will eat the poison and allow the lion too eat me, oo bolo ta ra ra ra.

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De
Tadap Raha Hu Ab Aur Na Intzaar De
Apni Awaaz Nahi Sunani To Mat Suna
Kam Se Kam 1 Missed Call Hee Maar De

www.aftaari.com per Jaaen.
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Aur Aftaar Main jo jo Khana Hai.
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Shukriya.

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1 Egyptian guy Said To her Girlfriend Come Behind the Pyramids And I will Make U A Mummy.

1 man was travelling in train with 3 kids a women was sitting with him . women says to man r these ur kids ? he said nooooo ! im a condom seller and these are customer,s complaints

roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
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