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Two friends go to golf court in the evening to play for which they had already booked in advance for 5 to 7pm. It was already 5:05 and two ladies were still playing in the same court. One of them proposed that he will go to them and ask to leave the court immediately. He went for a distance and came back without talking to the ladies. Another friend asks what happened, why did you come back? He answered among two ladies, one is my wife and another my girlfriend yaar, how can I appear in front of them together and ask to leave? the first one said - OK, I will go and ask them to leave the court. He goes for some distance and comes back. Waiting friend asks what happened to him. He replies Yaar, among those two ladies, one is my wife and another my girlfriend, I also could not appear in front of them and ask to leave?
The waiting friend said The world is not enough

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