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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. I--ll hear the oldest first, he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.




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Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following is a debate, developed by the University of Mumbai , in India ... to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate .......

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !

Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !

A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again !
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... )

10 beers in a night and then you can--t drive. 10 women in one night and you don--t have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !

The older, The beer is - the better, it is !
1 point for beer !

Many beers can make you see UFO--s. Many women can make you see God !
1 point for women !

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !

For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn--t get angry !
1 point for beer !

You can always be sure that, you are the first one Opening a beer !
1 point for beer !

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !

You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !

A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !

You can do it if you want, but beer won--t ask you to hug her for half an hour after !
1 point for beer !

So the Score is ........... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !


If you are a woman reading this and getting angry.........
know that a beer would never get angry ! So..........
Another point for beer !
Now the final score is..........
Beer beats women - 10 to 6


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there were 3 married women each one of them was discussing about the dress they are going to wear in the party where all of the women will go toghether 1st women to the 2nd women..what are u going to wear 2nd replies my husbands hair colour is red so iam going to wear red clothes now the 2nd asked to the 3rd what r u going to wear?3rd women: my husband is without hair so its mean i should not wear the clothes ?

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