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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !

My feeling so happy, do u know why?
B'coz i m so lucky, do u know how?
B'coz God loves me. Do u know how?
B'coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
Its YOU my love.

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

why did the stupid man iron his house???

coz he wanted to live in a flat !!!!!!!!!!

u know why GOD created gap between fingers?so that at some day the one who is made for u,comes and fill thoes gapes by holding your hand 4ever

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AP MUSIC NAHI SUNTE
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