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Aik sardar jee apni sister ke sath bicycle pe kahen ja rahe thay. Aik aur sardar ne unhain dekha to samjha ke shayad woh un ki girlfriend hai, unhon ne awaz lagai, oay sardar jee...! mashook te bari sohni bithai ae cycle te. Yeh sun kar sardar jee ko ghussa aa gaya, or bole, oay mashook howe gi teri...! apni taan bhain wa

Sher singh: oay gabbar singh...! tenun ki dassan lahoriay kinnay mehman nawaz nain.
Gabbar singh: kinnay???
Sher singh: oay lahore jao te lahoriay aini khidmat karde nain, apne hath nal roti khuande nain, apne hath nal kapre puande nain, apne hath nal pani piande nain.
Gabbar singh: hain??? aini mehman nawazi??? hore ki ki karde nain bai???
Sher singh: oay apne ghar wich rehn di jaga wi dende nain, bilkul free, sair sapata wi karande nain, bilkul free, cinema wi dakhande nain, bilkul free.
Gabbar singh: hain....! bilkul free???? balle bai balle....! sardar jee tuseen kinni wari lahore gae ho?
Sher singh: main te naen meri buddi gai si.

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi Aur Maine jo sher mara toh toh toh Sherni bewa ho gayi

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Wah ji Wah,
Kya Bat He,
Jumeraat k Paise Gine ja Rahe Hain Gino G Gino,:-(
Tabi Main kahon k Aaj kal jnab k MSG Hi Nai Atey
4 Paesy kia AA Gay Bh0ol Gaya Sanu,;-):-D:-P
( Happy jumeraat Day).

Ghar me practis karna

1. Aik angoor lo

2. Hath me pakro

3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-

Ghar me practice karna

1. Aik angoor lo

2. Hath me pakro

3. Ab apnay danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-

Dosti ko bhulna galat bat hai unhi ka zindagi bhar ka sath hai agar bhul gaye to khali hath hai aur agar sath rahe to zamana kahega WAH KYA BAT HAI

terey khulus par bara naz tha mujhey..
nakam jaraha hoon muqader ki baat hai..
taqdeer bananey waley tuney kami na ki...
ab kis ko kia mila muqadder ki baat hai...

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyoun barha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Hum Ko Ik Dosre Ki Aadat Hai Istarha
Jism K Liye Jan Zarori Hai Jis Tarha
Alag Ho K Jina Mushkil Hai Istarha
Dil k Bager Ho Dharkan Jistarha

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