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You see today I was thinking how to think because thinking is a very good thing to do and one must do it almost everyday. So I finally started thinking how to think and then came to the decision that thinking is done by communicating with your brain. Now if you take out your brain out of your head then you die so how to then communicate with your brain? Then a wise man told me to write brain on a piece of paper. I wrote B R A I N. then he asked me what ?B? stands for and I replied that it stands for Bastard. He smiled a bit and then asked what does ?R? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Rani. He wondered a bit and then asked me what does ?A? stand for and I replied by saying that it stands for Addicted. He surprised a bit and then asked what ?I? stands for and I replied by saying that it stands for Irritate. He laughed a bit and then asked what ?N? stands for and so I replied to him by saying that it stands for Nurse. But when I asked him why did he ask me to tell him so many things he replied by stating that I thought of what the letters in the word brain stands for without thinking that I was thinking and I replied by saying oh so that is how you actually think. You see that is how I started doing thinking.

A man is walking home through a park one night after a fancy dress party. While he is walking home he feels the need to s**t so he crouches down on the grass and does his business.

Just as he is finishing he sees a policeman walking towards him.

He covers the s**t with his hat. When the policeman arrives he asks the man, What have you go under there?

The man replies, I just caught the fastest thing in the world.

The policeman says, Let me have a look.

The man replies, As I said, it--s the fastest thing in the world. If I take the hat off it it will get away.

The policeman tells the man, Take the top hat off and as soon as you do I will catch it.

The man replies, OK if you insist.

When the man lifts the top hat the policeman tries to grab it and gets a handful of s**t.

What--s this? he screams at the man. I told you it was the fastest thing in the world. the man replies, But you sure scared the s**t out of it.
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A man is walking home through a park one night after a fancy dress party. While he is walking home he feels the need to s**t so he crouches down on the grass and does his business...

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If I have given a chance to change one thing in this world,Ill change the order of alphabets and place U and I together...