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1 sardar aur 1 pathan faraz ka shukria ada karnay gaye. Faraz ne pocha kiun/ wo bolay. jab se pakistanio ne ap ki poetry ko rolana shuru kia hai hamari jaan choot gayi hai .. Bushra Anjum -- 0314-4768720

Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam Pankha to chalao?
Pathan ki wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar Pankha on karengy to mom bati nahi bujh jayege kia



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Pathan namaz may khob dua kar raha ta.ya Allah tu lahore ko pakistan ka darul hokomat bana day .kise nay pocha aisa kyn keh rahay ho.
patan.hum apnay paper may yahi lik k aye ha

I f a pathan born near a ghost his name is habbet khan. If a pathan born near a ocean his name samander khan, If a pathan born near a river his name is darya khan, if a pathan born near a pond his name is chasma khan, If a pathan has no brain his name is SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI.(327976670)

pathan:molsvi sahab kia wazo k begair namaz hoojati hai molvie nahin khan hoojati hai yara molvie nahin hooti khan sahab
pathan hoojati hai yara mein ne khud per k daikhi hai

American: We are the first who steped on moon.
Pathan: We are the first who steped on sun.
The American replied in shock,!
You can--t land on sun, You will be burned.
Pathan: > Oye! we are not fool.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha............
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BUSH TO PATHAN.
Tum hum ko OSAMA lado hum tum ko TITANIC wali larki de ga,
PATHAN.
khochay hum tum ko OSAMA dega par
hum ko TITANIC wali larki nahi larka chahiye.

pathaan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola: Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi: Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?