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Sardar : aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
Man: wo kaise?
Sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya

ek sahab ek mehfil mein badi badi haank rahe the k ghar mein sirf mera hukam chalta hai main begum se kehta hoon garam paani le aao, ek aadmi ne poocha--bhai sahab! garam paani ki kya zaroorat pad jati hai? woh sahab bole ----tumhare khayal mein bartan main thande paani se dhota hoon----.