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Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ?Sa Law? kehta hai?

wakil nay kitaab k 3 pages main 1000 k not rakh kar judge sahib say kaha: judge is kitab ka falan falaan page par is case ki 3 different misaalen hain.
Judge: kigtab daikhtay huay : aisy 5 mazeed misaalen paish ki jain phir case ka faisala ho ga

Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy
Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan?

TEACHER: Why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!


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