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Nasir kya kahta phirta hai kuch na suno to behtar hai
diwana hai diwane k muh na lago to behtar hai
kal jo tha wo aj nahi jo aj hai kal mit jayega
rokhi sokhi jo mil jaye shukr karo to behtar hai
kal ye taab o tawan na rahegi thanda ho jayega lahu
naam-e-Khuda ho jawan abhi kuch kar guzro to behtar hai
kya jane kya rut badle halat k koi thik nahi
ab k safar main tum bhi hamare sath chalo to behtar hai
kapre badal kar baal bana kar kahan chale ho kis k liye
raat bahut kali hai Nasir ghar main raho to behtar hai....!

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Maan Nay apnay Bachay say kaha kay Teacher kay sath methi methi batain karnee hain tu bacha bola theek hai......

-------------- interview at school ----------------

Teacher: Tumharay Father ka Kia Name hai?
Student: Ladoo
Teacher: Tumhari Mother ka kia name hai?
Student: Barfee
Teacher: Tumhara Kia name hai?
Student: Rasgulla
Teacher: Tum Kahan Rahtay Hooo?
Student: Methai kay dabay main.

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Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga


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The biggest shithead and the person in command
can generally be shot with the same bullet.

A little boy was asked at school what his dad
did for a living. The boy replied by saying My
daddy eats light bulbs.

The teacher asked him how his father eats the
light bulbs.

The boy replied, I don--t know, but I walked
past mommy and daddy--s room last night and I
heard daddy say, ?honey if you--ll turn off
that light, I?ll eat it?.

What is the difference between a lawyer
and a sperm cell? I don--t know. But
I--ll tell you what--s the same. They
both have a million to one chance of
becoming a human being.

I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons,

I--m a Hindu and living with him is hell.

Child: (Dokandar say) App kay pass Chini(Sugar) Hay ?
Dokandar: G Hay.
Chid: Ghee Hai ?
Dokandar: G Beta Hay.
Child: Kia Soji Bhi Hai?
Dokandar: Bilkul Hai.
Child: Tu Phir Halwa Keon Nahi Pakatay

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