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Shukriya karo us khuda ka ki usne hume banaya hai. kyonki ek pyara, accha smart, cute & beautiful sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..

SIKH GOT ENGAGED WID A GIRL SOON HE CAME 2 KNOW SHE HAD NO AFFAIR B4, HE BROKE THE RELATION EVERY1 ASKED DA REASON! HE SAID JO KISI OR KI NA HOSAKI WOH MERI KYA HOGI.

eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi

ek martaba ek larka bus mein safar kar raha hota hay to us ke samne wali seat per ek aurat bethi hotee hay us ke hath mein ek bacha hota hay conducter karaya laynay ata hay to woh jhat se apna bacha us larkay ke hiwalay kar dauytee hay aur seat ke neechay se ek bag nikaltee hay us ko kholtee hay phir us mein se ek chota bag nikaltee hay phir us baray bag ko band kartee hay aur us chotay bag ko kholtee hay phir us ko band kartee hay aur aur paisay nikaltee hay phir bara bag nikaltee hay aur us ko kholtee aur chota bag rakhtee hay itnay dair mein woh paisay laynay wala chala jata hay aur phir woh bara wala bag nikaltee hay aur us ko kholtee hay aur phir chota bag nikaltee hay aur bara wala bag band kartee hay phir woh chota wala bag kholtee hay aur paisay rakh kar doobara band kar daytee hay aur baray wala bag nikaltee hay aur us ko kholtee hay aur us mein chota wala bag rakhtee hay aur phir baray wala bag doobara band kar ke seat ke neechay rakhtee hay ke itnay dair mein woh phir se a jata hay aur kehta hay ke b.b.G karaya nikalo to woh wohee bag nikaltee hay aur us ke sar per day martee hay hahahaha kioon maza aya agar nahin aya to bhee mail karo agar aya to bhee ok

aik poet aik Aadmi ko shair suanata hai
""khudi ko kar buland itna""
""khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqdeer se pehle"" dosra Aadmi forran kehta hai ye shair to mujhe Aata hai then poet kehta hai challo yaar tum he suna do to wo kehta hai ""khudi ko kar buland itna ke har taqdeer se pehle khuda banday se khud poochay bol bachay ab kahaan se utro gay""

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