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do 100 manzil ki buildings hoti hain dono buildings key darmian ek pipe hota hai. ek admi daily us pipe key beech main akar excersice karta hai ek din us ka haath slip horaha hota hai who chillata hai baachao
baachoa ek awaz ati hai apna ek haat choor do who bolta hai agar main apna ek haath choor don ga to mar jaon ga phir awaz ati hai apna ek haath choor do wo ass pass dekhta hai koi nazar nahin ata wo soochta hai key koi jin ki awaz hai shayad who bacha ley ga who apna ek haath choor deta hai. phir awaz ati hai apna doosra haath choor do who bolta hai agar main ney apna doosra haath choor dia to main mar jaon ga phir awaz ati hai apna doosra haath choor do who soochta hai shayad koi jin hai agar main apna doosra haath choor don to shayad main bach jaon who apna doosra haath bhi choor deta hai aur gir ker mar jaata hai. phir awaz ati hai ha ha ha chutiya heheheheheheh

Kal ho na ho...
parson to zaroor hoga
Kuch kuch hota hay..
khich khich ka ilaaj VICKS,aur kuch kuch ka, abba se do danday, chaar kicks
Dil to pagal hay..
to pagal khaanay main lejao na,khuAmar,Akbar,Anthony
karan,aslam aur tony
...yar bachchay do hi achay..phir yeh teesra piece kyun har jagah??

Rehna hay teray dil main..
rent kitna milayga???

Hum aapk hain kon??
teri bhaabi ki behan ki saas k bhateejay ki saali ki nand...ayenda poochay ga k hum aapk hain koun????

Ak bachi na foon pa pahli dafa apna abo ki awas suny to ronay lagi abo na pocha kion ro rhi ho bachi na kaha kah ab ap ko sorakhon sa kis trah nikalan ga.

ik dafa ik admi kafi arze bad apney gaon ata hai or apne parosi dost se pouchta hai k merey pichey koi bat tu nhi hui tu woh admee kehta hai k kuch khas nhi bas tumhara kuta mar gaya tu wo admi kehta hai mera kua ohoohoo kaisey?
tu wo kehta hai k us ney tumharey goroon ka zareela gosht kha liya tha admee bolta hai merey horse ka zareela gosht woh kaisey?
wo admee bolta hai k han tumharey astbal mein jo ag lagi thi na us ki wajah se zehrila gosht....woh admee phir pouchta hai k merey astabal mein aag lagi wooh kaisey/
tu wo admee batata hai k hann asal mein tumharey ghar jo aag lagi thi na woh astabal tak pounch gayi thi....wo admee phir pouchta hai k merey ghar mein aag lag gayi wooh kaisey?
wo admee bolta hai k tumhari MAA k taboot pe jo mubatti rakhi hui thi na us ki wajah se lag gayi.....admee perashan ho k pouchta hai meri MAA ko tu mein zinda chor k gaya tha meri MAA k taboot wo kaisey?
tu woh Admee bolta hai k tumhari mAA sadmey se mar gayi thi naaa.....
Admee perashan ho kbolta hai k mERI MAA ko sadma khayey ka?
tu woh admee beith jata hai or etminan sey bolta hai HAN bhai asal mein tumhari BIWI apney mazareen (NAUKAR) k saath bagh gayi thi na is liyey.............

Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo
Aaj Ek Kahwa Aur Pe Lo
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo
Kya Pata!
Kal Thand Ho Naa Ho :)

Zindagi ky kisi morr par tumain koi raastah dikhai na day to, hamaray paas aana hum tumhain kisi eye special k paas lay jaen gay. hahahaha....


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