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eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi

aik dafa aik choha jangal man zor zor say shair ki shadi kay moqay per chila raha tha ajj mary bhai ki shadi hai ,aj mary bhai ki shadi hai .dosry janwaron nay pocha yaar chohy pagal ho gay ho tom chohy or woh shair woh tomhara bhai kaisy ho sakta hai .chohy nay masomiyat say kaha yarr shadi say pahly man bhi shair hi tha ......ha ha ha

A man is daying of cancer
his son asked his father. Dad why do you keep telling people that you --re daying of Aid--s ? so father told his son that when i am dead no one will dare to touch your mom

ha ha ha ha ha ha :::::::

A man wanted to kill him self and he went to his farind and said:
how can I kill myself, his friend said Hang yourself.
The next day his friend saw him alife and asked are you still alive?
The man said I handed myself and I was almost to die.

when ever u feel sad n tears come out. dont 4get 2 let me know i m alwayzzzzzz there 4 u bcozzzz........
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i M a TissUe paPer sAles man buy 1 get 1 free ! .......
jaldi kejiye yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai ....... hahaahahah

2 aadami larae karty han. eek aadmi dosre aadmi ko kaheta he ke man aaj tumhare 36 daant tor don ga udhar se eek teesra aadmi guzra to us ne ye baat sun li. to us ne kaha bhahe tum log bhali laro magar is ke tum 36 daant kese toro ge , hoty ho 32 daant han. to us aadmi ne kaha ke mujhe maalom tha tum bheech man zaroor aao ge pahele 4 daant to tumhare toroin ga ......

WHEN A MANE OPENS THE DOOR OF HIS CAR FOR HIS WIFE, YOU CAN BE SURE OF ONE THING :EITHER THE CAR IS NEW OR THE WIFE.

A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket. What? questioned the bartender, Why would you want so many martinis...

Girl: - I want a responsible man as husband.
Man replies, ?That?s me, because whenever anyone gets pregnancy in my area, she says I am responsible?.


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