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LIFE IS NOTHIG BUT JOKE
ITS A BIG JOKE AND NOTHING IS BIG THAN JOKE

LOVE IS SMILE EVEN WHEN HE KEEPS YOU WAITING ;

what is life ,what are u have u think about that,never i assure u life is only love love love, when u feel it than u find love love love

i agree that we are in advance stage butt dont forget the recpect of ur parents, elders, and others i hope after this u will find the real peace &love in ur life.

i am not perfact but i m trying to be a loving &respecting person.

one there was a man who went to a gaun(village). it was very hot and the man had traveled a long way in the drenching heat. he got some hotel in a deserted place, and set in. after all that time in the sun, he had to use the restroom. but the bad thing was that there was no restroom. but he REALLT had to go, so he put got out a lafafa(bag) and pooped in there(hahahah) now the thing was, how was he going to throught it away? so he out it on a wing of the fan. after a while he just forgot all about it. when he go thot he turned the fan ON! ALLLL of the TATEE(poop) got all over the room, he called a man in and said theat he will give him a 100 rupies to clean it up. the man thought about it, and said ""I will give U 200 rupies if u tell me HOW u got it up there!!!!!!!!!!"" hahahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhaahah. (i think that was the fuuuuuunnnniest)

Hie Friends , here i m gonna tell u a true luv story which took place in a small village of sindh.



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Hua yeh k us village main aik larki rehti thi Chanda.us k parose main aik larka sooraj rehta tha.yeh dono aik doosray se bohat pyaar kertay thay.but in k parents in k luv k against thay.

Aik din...

Chanda : Maa , main pyaar kerti hoon Sooraj se.aur main nahi reh sakti us k bagair.aap bas meri shaadi kera do us se.

Maa : sharam ker mooyee.sharam ker.yeh pyaar shyaar nahi.jawani ka takaza hai.jabi pyaar ka bhoot sawar hai.isliye keh rhai hoon bhool ja us Sooraj ko.kuch nahi milay ka is bay bunyaad rishtay se.

Chanda : maan tum samajhnay ki koshish to kero.

Maa : aray kia samajhna samjhana laga rakkha hai.nahi samjhna maine kuch.bas tu aik baat dhyaan main rakh le larki , teri shaadi nahi ho sakti us se.samjhi.

[ Chanda ro ker mayoos ho ker chalee jatee hai ]

Ab yahan Sooraj k ghar k haalat dekhain :

Sooraj : amma tum samajh nahi rahi ho.pyaar kerta hoon main Chanda se.aur bas us se shaadi ker kay rahoon ga.

Amma : main sab samajh rahi hon.tu hi nahi samajh raha hai.teri hi akal per patthar parr gaye hain.Ai zara soch to sahi , kia jehaz laye gi woh kalmoohi.bata zara.

Sooraj : amma tumharay liye to rupya paisa hi sab kuch hai.pyaar koi maynay nahi rakhta na.Abba k saath bhi yehi kiya hoga na tum nay jabhi chor gaya woh tumhain.

Amma : chup ker ja Sooraj.aur bas jo kerna hai ker lay.teri shaadi nahi hogi us se.bas.

[ sooraj bhi pair pathakta hua chala jata hai ]



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Now , they had notthing to do except to juss run away frm their houses n parents.to woh ghar se bhaag gaye or court marriage kerli.aur shehar main rehnay lagay.

Sooraj k maan baap marr gaye.

Chanda aur Sooraj ko bhagay hue 2 saal hogaye hain.



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Ab, Chanda k walidain ko khabar mili k Chanda us kay shauhar k saath apnay ghar arahi hai.

Amma bi , oo aama bi !!!

Maa : haan bol ray bol.kyun chilla raha hai ?

Amma Amma woh .....woh Chanda apnay shauhar k saath arahi hai.Woh naayee ( barber) ne use gali k nukkar per dekha hai.

Maa : kia ? Sach ? tu ... tu ja use bhej yahan ..

Jee amma jata hoon.



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maan khush hogayee kyun kay un ki larki 2 saal baad wapas aaye hai.

Ab hua yun k Chanda aur Sooraj aik car main aarahay thay.suddenly un ki car ka accident hogaya and Sooraj marr gaya.Chanda ko bhi halki phulki chotain ayeen..baharhal , woh girti parti apni maa k ghar gayee .

Maa : Chanda , meri bachi kaisi hai tu ? kia haal bana liya hai apna . aur tu ro ku rahi hai ?aur yeh khoon , yeh chotain yeh sab kaise hua bata ?

Chanda : Amma woh...woh Sooraj .....

Maa : haan haan bol.kia hua ?

Chanda :maa woh sooraj , wohh woh main abhi arahi thi na to accident hogaya.aur sooraj...sooraj nahi bach saka { yeh keh ker woh phoot phoot ker ronay lagti hai }

Baba: ( Chanda kay daddy ) dekh liya naa...hum pagal na thay jo tujhe mana ker rahay thay us Sooraj se shaadi se.Ker li apni man mani.dekh lia na nateeja.ab bhugat jo boya hai tune.rehna sari zindagi bewa ban ke.

{ is baat per Chanda aur ronay lagti hai }

Maa : ajee kia bolay chalay ja rahay ho , dekho to sahi kia haalat hai meri bachi ki.tum bhi naa....Chal Chanda ab tu ja ker araam ker.Main aur teray abba sab sambhal lain gay.ja meri bachi.

[chanda apnay kamray main chalee jati hai]

us ki maa ko bohat afsos hua.Chanda ka ro ro ker bura haal tha.us ki maa ne use aram kernay ko kaha.wo apnay kamray main chalee gaye.sooraj k khoo

A true, touching love story that happened in the NWFP(border) areas.
The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boywho was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to knowabout their love, they did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.

The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding.

He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses.
After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.

One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter-s clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the spots but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood spots, else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained.

In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked ""what is this..? to which
the fairy replied :

""kaise bhi daag ho, jaise bhi daag ho........Surf Excel hai na...""

I know what u are feeling now... But don-t look for me... I-m searching for the person who mailed this to me... :)
I know you want to kill me for this!!!
I felt the same!!


:) KEEP SMILING

Do doost hotai hain.aik ka naam hota hai love aur doosrai ka naa hota hai sala!
Aik martaba donoon kehien ja rahai hotai hain,suddenly love gutter main ghir jata hai....
batien kyon????

Iss liyai kyon kai LOVE IS BLIND!hehehehe

Per uss kai baad sala bhi uss kai peechai gutter main ghir jata hai.

batien kyon????

arai baba iss liyai kyon kai...
LOVE KAI LIYAI SALA KUCH BHI KERAIGA!!

HAAHAHAHAA....

TIME BRINGS A LOT OF CHANGE,BUT ONE THING MORE BENEVER CHANGE, IT IS MY LOVE FRO ""YOU""

A guy phones up his Boss, but picks up the bosses- wife instead:
""I-m sorry he died last week."" she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
""I told you"" the wife replies, ""he died last week.""
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
""I-VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?""

""Coz . . "" he replied laughing, ""I just love hearing it. . . .""