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Weve gone our own way, our lives grew apart, & weve made a life wiv another, but despite of how far apart we grew, 2 me there still is no other!

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I-m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don-t hurt.

One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.

The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere - and let the air out of their tires.

Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

Today-s mighty oak is just yesterday-s nut that held its ground.

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.

If you can remain calm, you just don-t have all the facts.

On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, ""Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years.""

The cow objected, ""What? This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I-ll give back to you."" So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, ""What you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I-ll give a life span of 20 years.""

The dog objected, ""What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!"" So God agreed.

On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, ""Monkeys have to entertain people. You-ve got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I-ll give you 20 years life span.""

The monkey objected. ""What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I-ll give you back."" So God agreed.

On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, ""Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, I-ll give you a 20 year life span.""

The man objected. ""What? Such a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years? No way, man!....Why don-t we make a deal? Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?"" So God agreed.

AND THAT-S WHY....
In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks. And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!

Life ends when u stop dreaming,
Hope is lost
when u stop believing
love fails
when u stop caring
So dream
believe
and care
Life is beautiful

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