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dabbay main dabba dabbay main khargosh

larki nay ankh mari larka behosh

Aik dawat me aik aourat khana khaa ker farig hoti hai to ussay paan khany ke talub hoti hai lakin waha pan ka intazaam nahi hota hai jis per woh tent see moo(face)bahir nikal ker dekhti hai to dosree taraf aik aour aourat bhee face nikal ker bethhi hoe hoti hai woh poochti hai k kia ker rahi ho to pehly wale aaurat kehti hai k aiy behen apny liyee larka dhoondh rahi hoo.....<><><><><><><><><><<><><><><><><><><><><><><>

ik larka hota hai wo nokri laynay jata hai wahan par oska interview hota hai interview wala banda os ay puch ta hai . kay ap ko kia chahiyah . wo kaita hai ik gari,ik ghar , ik noka... phir os ko interview walay khatayhain k bahi hum ap ko ik ki jaga 2car dayin gay or ik gahr k bajii hum ap ko 2 ghar dain gay or ik nokar ki jaga 2nokar daygay wo jo banda nokari laynay atta hai wo kay ta hai sahab q mazaq kar rahay ho wo khata hai phlay shooro kay nay kia tha

: Main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Halwa bhi hota hai
Halwa to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
bander to bander hota hai
parhnay walay bunder aisay hi hotay hain
jo parh kar apna time waste karte hain
lolz...

Ak bachi na foon pa pahli dafa apna abo ki awas suny to ronay lagi abo na pocha kion ro rhi ho bachi na kaha kah ab ap ko sorakhon sa kis trah nikalan ga.

Boy friend: Darling! i can--t marry You; because my family members are not accpeting.
Girl friend: who are there at your house? Boy friend: MY Wife and Three Chilldrens.
Naeem Jan