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Mere Yar Ik Shadi Thee Us Mein pata hai Kia howa us mein mere Nazer ik bohot hee Khobsorat Lerki pher Paree. mein us ka Ashiq Hi Gia pher Us nay mujh ko lift nahe karay heheheheh

Ik dafa ik bari jism ka band England key ik sheher me wazen check karaney kii ik machine per khara howa us kaantey ka ye tariqa tha key us per jab aadmi khara hota to oper se ik paper ata or us per us ka wazen likha hota ya aadmi jab us per khara howa to oper sey paper aya us per likha tha key ik aadmi uter jai wo sumjey key do aadmi uper char giye hain hahahahah nahi kiyon achaaaaa!!!

iak dafa ka zikar ha kisy station pear ik bhikari ata wo sab sa iakhi bat kh raha tha iak ropy ka sawal ha baba sab kh rahy tha maff karo lakin jab wo iak mosafir ka pass gia us sa kha ka iak rope ka sawal ha us na kha tamater khao us 2,3 bar kha phir us na yahi jawab dia to us sasamny waly na kha ya totla ha kh raha ha kama kar khon hhahhahahahha acha ha na

ik lady teacher nay apnay student ko kaha k beta tum apnay dady se poochna k Qameez main shameez main Bra Bra main kya
larka gher aaya aur apnay dady se poochnay laga k dady teacher pooch rahi thin k Qameez main shameez main Bra Bra main kya
to baap nay kaha beta teacher se kehna bachon ( children) ki gaza (food ) baron (big ) ka maza
baap nay bete se kaha k beta tum apni teacher se poochna k (belt) belt k nichay (pent) pent k nichay (underwere)
underwere k under kya
to larka aglay din school gya aur teacher k question ka answer diya aur kaha k teacher mere dady yeh pooch rahay thay k (belt) belt k nichay (pent) pent k nichay (underwere)
underwere k under kya
to teacher nay answer diya k ...................................................................................................................
3 mint ka maza 9 month ki saza
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

k dost dosre se kehta hai ke aggar pani main aag luge to machlia kaha jai.dosra druhto per jai.pehla wah yeh koi gae hai ke draht per jai

ik larka hota hai wo nokri laynay jata hai wahan par oska interview hota hai interview wala banda os ay puch ta hai . kay ap ko kia chahiyah . wo kaita hai ik gari,ik ghar , ik noka... phir os ko interview walay khatayhain k bahi hum ap ko ik ki jaga 2car dayin gay or ik gahr k bajii hum ap ko 2 ghar dain gay or ik nokar ki jaga 2nokar daygay wo jo banda nokari laynay atta hai wo kay ta hai sahab q mazaq kar rahay ho wo khata hai phlay shooro kay nay kia tha

EK JAISI LAGTI HAIN CHUDIYAAN AUR LADKIYAAN
TOOT TI HAIN HANSTI HAIN CHUDIYAAN AUR LADKIYAAN
NAAZUKI KI INTEHA HAI EK ZARA SI THES SE
TOOT KAR BIKHARTI HAIN CHUDIYAAN AUR LADKIYAAN
ZINDAGI KI DHADKANON KO EK RYTHM SI DETI HAIN
ZEENAT KO SAJAATI HAIN CHUDIYAAN AUR LADKIYAAN
PYAAR KI RUTON PER BHI KYA NIKHAAR AATA HAI
BEWAJAH KHANAKTI HAIN CHUDIYAAN AUR LADKIYAAN
APNE DUKH KO DIL KE SAATH RAKH KER BHOOL JATI HAIN
BAAHAR SE CHAMAKTI HAIN CHUDIYAAN AUR LADKIYAAN

Ik admee sarak pe ja raha hota hai k achanak usey ik truck takar mar deta hai phir bhi wo bach jata hai usey koi chot nhi lagti sab log dekh k khush hotey hain k wo thik hai magar wo admee roney lag jata hai sab pouchtey hain kiya hua kiya hua tu wo kehta hai k truck k pichey likha tha....
(PERASHANI NA THIWEY MEIN WAL HI ASAAN)
yani perashan na hoo mein abhi aya......

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